Fiddle Jokes

Funniest Fiddle Short Jokes

Short fiddle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fiddle humour may include short fidget jokes also.

1. String Fight My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violin.
2. Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter? Because he might fiddle with your kids.
3. Why was the violinist's younger brother envious of him? Because he was always second fiddle
4. The Pope is going to start a Bluegrass band at the Vatican. He says he likes fiddling with the kids.
5. I was going to record a video of me playing the violin but... I didn't want to fiddle with the camera
6. whats the difference betweens a violin and a fiddle? A violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
7. What do priests and the Pied Piper have in common? They both entertain children with their fiddle.
8. TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master. Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?
9. Why couldn't the fiddle player bring his instrument on an airplane? The TSA wants to prevent unchecked violins.
10. After a concert, one violin said to another... "They played us, Jim, they played us like a fiddle!"

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Fiddle One Liners

Which fiddle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fiddle? I can suggest the ones about flute and violins.

1. How did the violinist learn to play violin? He just started fiddling with it.
2. Worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle. It really was a vile inn.
3. The dirtiest pub I've ever seen was called the fiddle It was a vile inn.
4. Whats the difference between a violin and a fiddle? You can't violin with yourself.
5. They called it the Fiddle Motel..... ....but it was a vile inn.
6. We should all be afraid of fiddle players Everyday they wake up, and chose violins
7. The violinists in an orchestra don't do much They just fiddle around
8. Whats the difference between a violin and a fiddle? About 6 teeth
9. What's better than a violin on your bed? A fiddle between the sheets
10. Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia? He fiddled up a little kid.
11. An irate man was playing the fiddle He was playing a bunch of mad notes
12. What do you call a hobbit who is good at the fiddle? Lord of the strings
13. Talking to people is like playing the fiddle I don't know how to do it.
14. What's a Pedro's favorite solo piece? Fiddle in A Minor
15. Never buy a cheap violin. It could be a fiddle.

Fiddle Violin Jokes

Here is a list of funny fiddle violin jokes and even better fiddle violin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Difference between fiddle and violin joke What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
  You don't spill beer on a violin!

Delightful Fun Fiddle Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about fiddle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fudge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fiddle pranks.