Fiddle Jokes

Laugh along with a selection of the best fiddle jokes. Explore the differences between a violin and a fiddle, as well as Irish fiddling culture. Discover the history of the Pied Piper and how it relates to fiddle playing in various venues.

Delightful Fun Fiddle Jokes for a Roaring Good Time


Moral: If you fiddle with imaginary problems too much, shit's gonna get real.

Worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle.

It really was a vile inn.

The dirtiest pub I've ever seen was called the fiddle

It was a vile inn.

Whats the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can't violin with yourself.

They called it the Fiddle Motel.....

....but it was a vile inn.

We should all be afraid of fiddle players

Everyday they wake up, and chose violins

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can't violin with your balls

Fiddle joke, What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

The worst club I've ever been in was called The Fiddle

It was a vile inn

My four-year-old came up with this one:

What do you call a hobbit in blue pants? Lord of the jeans.

(This was after he heard the Alexa ask, what do you call a hobbit playing a fiddle? Lord of the Strings )

The violinists in an orchestra don't do much

They just fiddle around

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Whats the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

About 6 teeth

How much did the Fiddler on the Roof charge for a performance?

Nothing. It was on the house.

What do you call a doll with a fiddle and a hatred of Jews?

A Doll Fiddler

The worst pub I've been to was called "The Fiddle"....................

That was a vile inn.

Pawnshop wisdom

I asked a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather's violin, seeing that he runs a pawnbrokers shop. "Old fiddles aren't worth much nowadays," he told me.

"What makes it a fiddle, and not a violin?" I asked him.

"Simple," he explained, "If I'm buying it from you, it's a fiddle. If you're buying it from me, it's a violin."

Fiddle joke, Pawnshop wisdom

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

I was going to record a video of me playing the violin but...

I didn't want to fiddle with the camera

An irate man was playing the fiddle

He was playing a bunch of mad notes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

whats the difference betweens a violin and a fiddle?

A violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.

What do priests and the Pied Piper have in common?

They both entertain children with their fiddle.

TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master.

Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?

What do you call a hobbit who is good at the fiddle?

Lord of the strings

Talking to people is like playing the fiddle

I don't know how to do it.

Why couldn't the fiddle player bring his instrument on an airplane?

The TSA wants to prevent unchecked violins.

Fiddle joke, Why couldn't the fiddle player bring his instrument on an airplane?

After a concert, one violin said to another...

"They played us, Jim, they played us like a fiddle!"

What's a Pedro's favorite solo piece?

Fiddle in A Minor

Difference between fiddle and violin joke

What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
You don't spill beer on a violin!

Bed time story


Skadaddle Skadiddle
The dad and the fiddle
The cow flew over the moon
The bowl ran away with the spoon

Son: I knew it! Your crack smelled weird today!

Never buy a cheap violin.

It could be a fiddle.

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We suggest to use only working fiddle fiddle player piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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