Fictional Jokes

Funniest Fictional Short Jokes

Short fictional jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fictional humour may include short imaginary jokes also.

1. My wife said she would leave me if I don't stop comparing everything to Bruce Willis movies, but you know what they say about old habits... They Pulp Fiction.
2. I got fired from my job at the library... Apparently the book on women's rights doesn't belong in the fiction section.
3. Professor X to JK Rowling: Professor X: "What's your power?"
   JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."
   Gay Professor X: "Interesting."
4. I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character And not the President of the United States.
5. Where can single men over 65 find younger women who are interested in them? In the bookstore, under "fiction".
6. If I was being subjective, I'd say the greatest science fiction show of all time was Doctor Who, but if I was being objective... I'd say it was Doctor Whom.
7. Why doesn't Yelp remove fake reviews of Indian restaurants? Because everyone likes a little naan fiction
8. I got kicked out of the library today I got kicked out of the library for putting the women's rights book in the fiction section
9. What do you call a sea Captain's hilarious fictional book about bellybuttons? *A novel naval navel novel.*
10. My mom told me that Jesus died when his royal Caribbean ship sank, but my priest said he actually died on the cross. So...was that cruise a fiction?

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Fictional One Liners

Which fictional one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fictional? I can suggest the ones about mythical and fan fiction.

1. I'm writing a book about Indian food... It's gonna be a naan-fiction.
2. What kind of books do fruit read? Pulp Fiction
3. What do you call a made-up orange? Pulp Fiction!
4. Which Science-Fiction author is the best source of liquid mercury? HG Wells.
5. What's an oranges' favorite movie? Pulp Fiction.
6. What do you call a non-fiction vampire? A real pain in the neck.
7. What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice? Pulp Fiction
8. Which fictional character i would totally bang? My Girlfriend!
9. What does a unicorn and my girlfriend have in common? They're both fictional
10. I wanna be a fiction writer later in life. So I'm studying journalism.
11. I heard the Vatican was making a movie. The name? Pope Fiction
12. My favorite fictional character is My dad
13. What do you call an incorrectly labeled bottle of orange juice? Pulp fiction
14. I wrote a fiction book about sieves... But the plot was full of holes
15. What's the best college degree to become a successful fiction writer? Journalism!

Fictional Character Jokes

Here is a list of funny fictional character jokes and even better fictional character puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction
• A man asks an atheist if he had the ability to choose, which fictional character would he be The atheist replied with " God "
• What does Harry Potter and your Soulmate have in common? They're both fictional Characters.
• superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best.
• I hate it when characters come back to life in fiction... It really removes some tension from the book. That's why I didn't like the bible.
• Smart blonde, honest politican and grandma are walking into a bar Who orders beer?
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  Grandma because other characters are fictional!
• If every Literary Fiction character to ever exist fought, who would win? Personally, my bet is on God.
• Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ? The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
• Santa Claus, A Republican with morals, and a blonde sees a $100 bill on the floor. Who picks it up? The blonde does. Santa and a Republican with morals are fictional characters and doesn't exist.
• Q: What’s the difference between a smart blonde and a unicorn?
  A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

Cheerful Fun Fictional Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about fictional you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean science fiction jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fictional pranks.