Fiction Jokes

What are some Fiction jokes?

A son ask his dad to explain the difference between reality and fiction.

Dad: It's complicated but let me try to explain. Honey, would you sleep with the neighbor for 100,000$?

Mom: Yes of course because I know we need the money.

Dad: Very good. Alright now Tasha, would you have sex with the neighbor's son for 200,000$?

Daughter: Yeah sure!

Dad: Perfect. So you see son, right now we would have 300,000 fictional dollars but in reality we have two whores in this house.

I got fired from my job at the library...

Apparently the book on women's rights doesn't belong in the fiction section.

If I was being subjective, I'd say the greatest science fiction show of all time was Doctor Who, but if I was being objective...

I'd say it was Doctor Whom.

Why doesn't Yelp remove fake reviews of Indian restaurants?

Because everyone likes a little naan fiction

I got kicked out of the library today

I got kicked out of the library for putting the women's rights book in the fiction section

People often use fiction to escape into the lives of people who don't have to deal with the same problems as them.

For instance, whenever my parents are fighting, I like to read Batman comics.

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

You wanna know why I got kicked out of the library?

I moved all of the women's rights books to the fiction section.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction.

I get to the end and think, "Well that's not gonna happen.".

What do you call a made-up orange?

Pulp Fiction!

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

That's why he passed Obamacare and the stimulus and Dodd-Frank and the deal with Iran. It is a systematic effort to change America. When I'm president of the United States, we are going to re-embrace all the things that made America the greatest nation in the world and we are going to leave our children with what they deserve: the single greatest nation in the history of the world.

I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise

Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction

What's an oranges' favorite movie?

Pulp Fiction.

My mom told me Jesus died on a Royal Caribbean ship. But my priest insists he died on the cross.

Was that cruise a fiction?

What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

Tried To Compromise

I recently broke up with my girlfriend. We just didn't have anything in common. But when that happens, you have to try to compromise. I tried to compromise with her. I remember one time I was like, 'Look, if you go with me to my "Lord of the Rings" fan fiction meet up group, I'll go with you to this ultrasound thing.'

I heard the Vatican was making a movie. The name?

Pope Fiction

I hate it when characters come back to life in fiction...

It really removes some tension from the book. That's why I didn't like the bible.

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

What's the best college degree to become a successful fiction writer?

Journalism!

I go to the gym the same way I finish a book on science fiction.

I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

What's the difference between the Emoji Movie and Pulp Fiction?

Nazi's didn't start running around a month after Pulp Fiction.

Today I got thrown out of the library

It's because I put the "women's rights" book under fiction.

Harry Potter is a fiction

No ginger kid can have 2 real friend !

What do you call it when the Annoying Orange tells lies?

Pulp Fiction

You guys see that new Black Panther Trailer yet? It's set in the vibrant and prosperous African country of Wakanda.

So right off the bat you know its fiction

What's the biggest dilemma of libraries

Deciding where to put the bible, fiction or non-fiction

I saw a sign in the book store labelled "Christian Fiction"

I think we all know where I'm going with this..

Only possible with the mind of a 7th grader...

My brother comes home from school one day and tells me his friend was held after school.

I asked him what for.

He said he moved all the women's rights books in the library into the fiction department.

If every Literary Fiction character to ever exist fought, who would win?

Personally, my bet is on God.

how do you call a gay Finnish troll, that is into writing fiction?

Mumins Capote

There should be a fictional biopic about Leonardo DiCaprio's fight for his oscar.

But I guess whoever plays him will win an Oscar for it.

I once got kicked out of the library

I put a book about woman's rights under the fiction section

What do you call it when orange juice lies about the amount of pulp it has?

Pulp fiction

Favorite work of fiction?

Warren Commission Report hands down

I wasted the whole day looking for an Indian cookbook at the library today.

I asked the librarian for help, but I was too embarrassed to tell her I couldn't even find the naan fiction section.

Y'know when the carton says "pulp free" but then it has some pulp anyway?

Pulp Fiction

What do you call fake orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

I was going to write a science fiction story about a planet where people worshipped a computer...

but I realized it would just be a deus ex machina.

I wrote a sex novel about my sex life

It was categorised as fiction

Remember the guy who played in the deer hunter, and pulp fiction. Christopher something or other.

Anyway, I heard he's opening a new hospital. I think they're going to call it the Walken clinic.

Why did Harry Potter cross the road?

No reason, but someone will write fan fiction about it.

What did Lorde say to her sister when, seven minutes and fifty-five seconds into watching Pulp Fiction, they were kidnapped by an evil warlock who said that he would turn them into the last food they heard someone else talk about, and she asked Lorde for reassurance that everything would be okay?

"We will never be Royales."

An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night..

They will be screening Pulp Fiction

I signed up today for a college American Fiction Literature class, apparently it was a really popular class.

It was LIT AF

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