Dad: It's complicated but let me try to explain. Honey, would you sleep with the neighbor for 100,000$?
Mom: Yes of course because I know we need the money.
Dad: Very good. Alright now Tasha, would you have sex with the neighbor's son for 200,000$?
Daughter: Yeah sure!
Dad: Perfect. So you see son, right now we would have 300,000 fictional dollars but in reality we have two whores in this house.
Apparently the book on women's rights doesn't belong in the fiction section.
I'd say it was Doctor Whom.
Because everyone likes a little naan fiction
I got kicked out of the library for putting the women's rights book in the fiction section
For instance, whenever my parents are fighting, I like to read Batman comics.
Pulp Fiction
I moved all of the women's rights books to the fiction section.
I get to the end and think, "Well that's not gonna happen.".
Pulp Fiction!
Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.
That's why he passed Obamacare and the stimulus and Dodd-Frank and the deal with Iran. It is a systematic effort to change America. When I'm president of the United States, we are going to re-embrace all the things that made America the greatest nation in the world and we are going to leave our children with what they deserve: the single greatest nation in the history of the world.
Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction
Pulp Fiction.
Was that cruise a fiction?
Pulp Fiction
I recently broke up with my girlfriend. We just didn't have anything in common. But when that happens, you have to try to compromise. I tried to compromise with her. I remember one time I was like, 'Look, if you go with me to my "Lord of the Rings" fan fiction meet up group, I'll go with you to this ultrasound thing.'
Pope Fiction
It really removes some tension from the book. That's why I didn't like the bible.
Pulp Fiction
Journalism!
I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
Nazi's didn't start running around a month after Pulp Fiction.
It's because I put the "women's rights" book under fiction.
No ginger kid can have 2 real friend !
Pulp Fiction
So right off the bat you know its fiction
Deciding where to put the bible, fiction or non-fiction
I think we all know where I'm going with this..
My brother comes home from school one day and tells me his friend was held after school.
I asked him what for.
He said he moved all the women's rights books in the library into the fiction department.
Personally, my bet is on God.
Mumins Capote
But I guess whoever plays him will win an Oscar for it.
I put a book about woman's rights under the fiction section
Pulp fiction
Warren Commission Report hands down
I asked the librarian for help, but I was too embarrassed to tell her I couldn't even find the naan fiction section.
Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction
but I realized it would just be a deus ex machina.
It was categorised as fiction
Anyway, I heard he's opening a new hospital. I think they're going to call it the Walken clinic.
No reason, but someone will write fan fiction about it.
"We will never be Royales."
They will be screening Pulp Fiction
It was LIT AF
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