Fiction Jokes
110 fiction jokes and hilarious fiction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fiction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the lighter side of fiction with these jokes and puns! From famous works of sci-fi and fantasy to fan fiction and prose, we've got the perfect rib ticklers to keep you entertained. Laugh along with the best of pulp fiction, scripts, and even publishers!
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Funniest Fiction Short Jokes
Short fiction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fiction humour may include short films jokes also.
- My wife said she would leave me if I don't stop comparing everything to Bruce Willis movies, but you know what they say about old habits... They Pulp Fiction.
- I got fired from my job at the library... Apparently the book on women's rights doesn't belong in the fiction section.
- Professor X to JK Rowling: Professor X: "What's your power?"
JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."
Gay Professor X: "Interesting." - I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character And not the President of the United States.
- Where can single men over 65 find younger women who are interested in them? In the bookstore, under "fiction".
- If I was being subjective, I'd say the greatest science fiction show of all time was Doctor Who, but if I was being objective... I'd say it was Doctor Whom.
- Why doesn't Yelp remove fake reviews of Indian restaurants? Because everyone likes a little naan fiction
- I got kicked out of the library today I got kicked out of the library for putting the women's rights book in the fiction section
- What do you call a sea Captain's hilarious fictional book about bellybuttons? *A novel naval navel novel.*
- My mom told me that Jesus died when his royal Caribbean ship sank, but my priest said he actually died on the cross. So...was that cruise a fiction?
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Fiction One Liners
Which fiction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fiction? I can suggest the ones about books and story.
- I'm writing a book about Indian food... It's gonna be a naan-fiction.
- What kind of books do fruit read? Pulp Fiction
- What do you call a made-up orange? Pulp Fiction!
- Which Science-Fiction author is the best source of liquid mercury? HG Wells.
- What's an oranges' favorite movie? Pulp Fiction.
- What do you call a non-fiction vampire? A real pain in the neck.
- What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice? Pulp Fiction
- Which fictional character i would totally bang? My Girlfriend!
- What does a unicorn and my girlfriend have in common? They're both fictional
- I wanna be a fiction writer later in life. So I'm studying journalism.
- I heard the Vatican was making a movie. The name? Pope Fiction
- My favorite fictional character is My dad
- What do you call an incorrectly labeled bottle of orange juice? Pulp fiction
- I wrote a fiction book about sieves... But the plot was full of holes
- What's the best college degree to become a successful fiction writer? Journalism!
Pulp Fiction Jokes
Here is a list of funny pulp fiction jokes and even better pulp fiction puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I have an addiction to making references to random Bruce Willis movie titles. People have tried to help me stop but you know what they say. Old habits... Pulp Fiction
- What do you get when you cross an orange with Quentin Tarantino? Pulp Fiction
Credit to the movie The Starving Games - What are stories about oranges? Pulp Fiction
- What do you call it when the Annoying Orange tells lies? Pulp Fiction
- Y'know when the carton says "pulp free" but then it has some pulp anyway? Pulp Fiction
- What do you call it when orange juice lies about the amount of pulp it has? Pulp fiction
- What do you call fake orange juice? Pulp Fiction
- Remember the guy who played in the deer hunter, and pulp fiction. Christopher something or other. Anyway, I heard he's opening a new hospital. I think they're going to call it the Walken clinic.
- I was watching Pulp Fiction again and... ...my flatmate pops in and says, " Why are you watching this again?, you have seen it a thousand times already."
"Just for the gags" - An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night.. They will be screening Pulp Fiction
Science Fiction Jokes
Here is a list of funny science fiction jokes and even better science fiction puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I read recipe the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well that's not gonna happen.".
- I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction
- TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content. But stranger things have happened.
- I go to the gym the same way I finish a book on science fiction. I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
- Evolution: True science fiction.
- I was going to write a science fiction story about a planet where people worshipped a computer... but I realized it would just be a deus ex machina.
- What do you call greek science fiction? Psi-phi
- I drank so much I'm donating my liver to science fiction.
- What do you call a science-fiction streaming service? Nerd-flix
Fan Fiction Jokes
Here is a list of funny fan fiction jokes and even better fan fiction puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm writing some BSDM-themed LEGO fan-fiction. I hope to release it later as "50 blocks of pain"
- Why did Harry Potter cross the road? No reason, but someone will write fan fiction about it.
- What secret society of social justice warriors has been sworn for a thousand years to get their only exercise typing angry comments on each other's bad CW fan fiction? The Knights Tumblar
- So I decided to make some fan-fiction. My fan-fiction is about reality. I'm calling it The Bible.
- A friend of mine told me once that she had banged Nathan Fillion at a convention a few years back. Still not sure if that was fan fiction or fan friction.
- What is the ending line to my Shrek fan fiction? That'll do Donkey, that'll do.
- Fan fiction: Trump and Putin are in a conference to sign a treaty. Due to winter storms, power goes out for the night. What happens throughout the night?
- They called me crazy when I started acting out scenes of 'game of thrones' fan fiction... They called it "skits of Rhaenya"
- I've been pretty busy in quarantine My e**... Animal Crossing fan fiction is going to blow some minds
- Geek b**...... Fan Fiction You're totally fan-fic worthy. I think someone's about to make an
appearance in Kirk's quarters next chapter.
Hilarious Fiction Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about fiction you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean movie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fiction pranks.
My mom told me Jesus died on a Royal caribbean ship. But my priest insists he died on the cross.
Was that cruise a fiction?
What did Lorde say to her sister when, seven minutes and fifty-five seconds into watching Pulp Fiction, they were kidnapped by an evil warlock who said that he would turn them into the last food they heard someone else talk about, and she asked Lorde for reassurance that everything would be okay?
"We will never be Royales."
Only possible with the mind of a 7th grader...
My brother comes home from school one day and tells me his friend was held after school.
I asked him what for.
He said he moved all the women's rights books in the library into the fiction department.
Whats the most common work of fiction?
The average persons resume
I wasted the whole day looking for an Indian cookbook at the library today.
I asked the librarian for help, but I was too embarrassed to tell her I couldn't even find the naan fiction section.
There should be a fictional biopic about Leonardo DiCaprio's fight for his oscar.
But I guess whoever plays him will win an Oscar for it.
Favorite work of fiction?
Warren Commission Report hands down
I saw a sign in the book store labelled "Christian Fiction"
I think we all know where I'm going with this..
Tried To Compromise
I recently broke up with my girlfriend. We just didn't have anything in common. But when that happens, you have to try to compromise. I tried to compromise with her. I remember one time I was like, 'Look, if you go with me to my "Lord of the Rings" fan fiction meet up group, I'll go with you to this ultrasound thing.'
I signed up today for a college American Fiction Literature class, apparently it was a really popular class.
It was LIT AF
how do you call a gay Finnish troll, that is into writing fiction?
Mumins Capote
You wanna know why I got kicked out of the library?
I moved all of the women's rights books to the fiction section.
I wrote a s**... novel about my s**... life
It was categorised as fiction
What's the difference between the Emoji Movie and Pulp Fiction?
n**...'s didn't start running around a month after Pulp Fiction.
You guys see that new Black Panther Trailer yet? It's set in the vibrant and prosperous African country of Wakanda.
So right off the bat you know its fiction
What's the biggest dilemma of libraries
Deciding where to put the bible, fiction or non-fiction
I hate it when characters come back to life in fiction...
It really removes some tension from the book. That's why I didn't like the bible.
I once got kicked out of the library
I put a book about woman's rights under the fiction section
A son ask his dad to explain the difference between reality and fiction.
Dad: It's complicated but let me try to explain. Honey, would you sleep with the neighbor for 100,000$?
Mom: Yes of course because I know we need the money.
Dad: Very good. Alright now Tasha, would you have s**... with the neighbor's son for 200,000$?
Daughter: Yeah sure!
Dad: Perfect. So you see son, right now we would have 300,000 fictional dollars but in reality we have two w**... in this house.
If every Literary Fiction character to ever exist fought, who would win?
Personally, my bet is on God.
Today I got thrown out of the library
It's because I put the "women's rights" book under fiction.
People often use fiction to escape into the lives of people who don't have to deal with the same problems as them.
For instance, whenever my parents are fighting, I like to read Batman comics.
I went to the library and asked the librarian if she knew where the dystopian fiction books were.
She said, "next to the poster over there, but I don't see why you'd want to read those. We just got a bunch nonfiction biography books, go check those out instead".
Harry Potter is a fiction
No ginger kid can have 2 real friend !
If a group of cats is called a glaring
A group of introverts should be called a fiction
People often use fiction as a means of escape. To experience the lives of people who don't have to deal with the same problems they do.
For example whenever my parents are fighting, I like to read Batman comics.
What's a dog's favorite movie?
Pup fiction.
I got asked what my favorite fiction was
The Bible was not the right answer apparently.
Fiction Logic: How many anime dudes does it take to change a lightbulb
One...
But it takes them 10 g**... episodes.
When I want to read fiction, I go to the library.
When I want to read nonfiction, I go to the truthbrary.
How do you call a Lada on top of a hill?
A miracle.
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And how do you call _two_ Ladas on top of a hill?
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Science fiction
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But how do you call _three_ Ladas on top of a hill?
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An interesting place for a Lada factory.
Any more oxymorons?
* Only choice
* Civil war
* Definite possibility
* Grow smaller
* Random order
* Old news
* True fiction
* Virtual reality
* Working vacation
* Exact estimate
* Original copies
* Pretty ugly
* Fully empty
