Fiction Jokes

Funniest Fiction Short Jokes

Short fiction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fiction humour may include short books jokes also.

1. My wife said she would leave me if I don't stop comparing everything to Bruce Willis movies, but you know what they say about old habits... They Pulp Fiction.
2. I got fired from my job at the library... Apparently the book on women's rights doesn't belong in the fiction section.
3. Professor X to JK Rowling: Professor X: "What's your power?"
   JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."
   Gay Professor X: "Interesting."
4. I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character And not the President of the United States.
5. Where can single men over 65 find younger women who are interested in them? In the bookstore, under "fiction".
6. I got kicked out of the library today I got kicked out of the library for putting the women's rights book in the fiction section
7. What do you call a sea Captain's hilarious fictional book about bellybuttons? *A novel naval navel novel.*
8. My mom told me that Jesus died when his royal Caribbean ship sank, but my priest said he actually died on the cross. So...was that cruise a fiction?
9. People often use fiction to escape into the lives of people who don't have to deal with the same problems as them. For instance, whenever my parents are fighting, I like to read Batman comics.
10. You wanna know why I got kicked out of the library? I moved all of the women's rights books to the fiction section.

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Fiction One Liners

Which fiction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fiction? I can suggest the ones about story and movie.

1. I'm writing a book about Indian food... It's gonna be a naan-fiction.
2. What kind of books do fruit read? Pulp Fiction
3. What do you call a made-up orange? Pulp Fiction!
4. Which Science-Fiction author is the best source of liquid mercury? HG Wells.
5. What's an oranges' favorite movie? Pulp Fiction.
6. What do you call a non-fiction vampire? A real pain in the neck.
7. Which fictional character i would totally bang? My Girlfriend!
8. What does a unicorn and my girlfriend have in common? They're both fictional
9. I wanna be a fiction writer later in life. So I'm studying journalism.
10. I heard the Vatican was making a movie. The name? Pope Fiction
11. My favorite fictional character is My dad
12. What do you call an incorrectly labeled bottle of orange juice? Pulp fiction
13. I wrote a fiction book about sieves... But the plot was full of holes
14. What's the best college degree to become a successful fiction writer? Journalism!
15. What are stories about oranges? Pulp Fiction

Pulp Fiction Jokes

Here is a list of funny pulp fiction jokes and even better pulp fiction puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I have an addiction to making references to random Bruce Willis movie titles. People have tried to help me stop but you know what they say. Old habits... Pulp Fiction
• What do you get when you cross an orange with Quentin Tarantino? Pulp Fiction
  
• What do you call it when the Annoying Orange tells lies? Pulp Fiction
• Y'know when the carton says "pulp free" but then it has some pulp anyway? Pulp Fiction
• What do you call it when orange juice lies about the amount of pulp it has? Pulp fiction
• Remember the guy who played in the deer hunter, and pulp fiction. Christopher something or other. Anyway, I heard he's opening a new hospital. I think they're going to call it the Walken clinic.
• I was watching Pulp Fiction again and... ...my flatmate pops in and says, " Why are you watching this again?, you have seen it a thousand times already."
  "Just for the gags"
• An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night.. They will be screening Pulp Fiction
• (Sorry if you've seen this before, my friend told it to me) I wish I could stop quoting Bruce Willis movies.
  I guess that old habits... pulp fiction.
• Have you seen the movie about Samuel L. Jackson eating an orange? It's called Pulp Fiction.

Science Fiction Jokes

Here is a list of funny science fiction jokes and even better science fiction puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I read recipe the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well that's not gonna happen.".
• I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction
• TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content. But stranger things have happened.
• I go to the gym the same way I finish a book on science fiction. I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
• Evolution: True science fiction.
• I was going to write a science fiction story about a planet where people worshipped a computer... but I realized it would just be a deus ex machina.
• What do you call greek science fiction? Psi-phi
• I drank so much I'm donating my liver to science fiction.
• What do you call a science-fiction streaming service? Nerd-flix

Fan Fiction Jokes

Here is a list of funny fan fiction jokes and even better fan fiction puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Harry Potter cross the road? No reason, but someone will write fan fiction about it.
• So I decided to make some fan-fiction. My fan-fiction is about reality. I'm calling it The Bible.
• A friend of mine told me once that she had banged Nathan Fillion at a convention a few years back. Still not sure if that was fan fiction or fan friction.
• What is the ending line to my Shrek fan fiction? That'll do Donkey, that'll do.
• Fan fiction: Trump and Putin are in a conference to sign a treaty. Due to winter storms, power goes out for the night. What happens throughout the night?
• They called me crazy when I started acting out scenes of 'game of thrones' fan fiction... They called it "skits of Rhaenya"

Hilarious Fiction Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about fiction you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean comic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fiction pranks.