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Fibers Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good fibers joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

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A rope walked into a bar. The bartender looked at it and said, "Hey! No ropes in here!" So the rope walked out. Once outside, it twisted upon itself a number of times, then rubbed it's short free end until it was just a bunch of fibers without any organization. Upon completion of this, the rope walked back into the bar. The bartender looked at it and asked, "Are you a rope?" The rope responded, "I am a frayed knot."
A man walked into Denny's shortly before christmas. He was seated and ordered eggs benedict. He was surprised when the waiter brought his food out on a shiny, new hubcap. When he inquired as to why, the waiter responded, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

What would myelinated nerve fibers write if they could compose music?

A Schwann song

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