fiat Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious fiat puns

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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What car brands mean

Ford-Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge

Pontiac-Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car

Fiat- Fix It Again Tony

Chevrolet-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Nissan-Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense

GM-Gluteus Maximus

GMC-God's Mechanical Curse

LTD-Long, Thin Dumpster

Oldsmobile-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.

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Little on the nose that the Pope's riding around in a Fiat, isn't it?

But then, I guess we know he's into that Fiat luxe.

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What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

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Why are Fiat cars named as such?

Because they aren't really worth anything.

Econ 101 humor.

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The meeting with Kim Davis isn't the only thing on his U.S. trip that Pope Francis wanted to keep secret...

The engine in his Fiat was a Volkswagen diesel.

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Which Linux distribution does Fiat use?

Upunto.

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Ford, Fiat, BMW

Fix Or Repair Daily
Fix It Again Tony
Break My Window

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What's EA's favourite car?

Fiat.

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What are the most funny Fiat jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Fiat? Well, here are the best Fiat dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Fiat pick up lines to share with friends.

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