The Best 18 Fiancee Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fiancee jokes. There are some fiancee spouse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fiancee groom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fiancee Jokes and Puns

Who's your daddy?

A father's daughter brought home her prospective fiancee

It was the first time he'd met him and he took the opportunity to quiz him a bit

"So, what do you do for a living?" he asked

"I have no job" he replied

"Really? Well how do you expect to provide for my daughter?"

"God will provide, I'm sure" was the answer from the intended

"And how exactly will he do that then?"

"God is merciful and will ensure we do not want" he said with all sincerity

"And how about if you have kids? Who looks after you then?"

"God will ensure he provides bounty for the whole family"

"OK, so you say, but exactly how will God provide this?"

"I don't know yet. God will move in his own mysterious ways"

At this point, the father gives up and leaves the house fuming, heading straight for the bar. there he meets his friend Dave who asks,

"What's up friend? You seem troubled"

"Well, I've just met my girl's new fiancé"

"Oh man, bad news?"

"Well, on the plus side, he does at least seem to think I'm God..."

My fiancee keeps yelling at me because Alexa is interrupting her game on the Kindle.

I can't help it. My voice turns her on.

My fiancee keeps complaining our wedding cake isn't high enough.

I just know it'll end in tiers.

Fiancee joke, My fiancee keeps complaining our wedding cake isn't high enough.

I don't worry about my friend whose fiancee left him at the altar

I know he wants to hang himself, but he can't tie the knot.

An old man and woman meet at a nursing home and decide to get married...

The nursing home doctor suggests they each get a physical before tying the knot.

The doctor examines the woman first. When the man comes in, the doctor tells him, "before we begin, I should tell you that your fiancee has acute angina."

"I know, doc. I've seen it several times already. That's why I'm marrying her!"

A blonde is proposed by her fiancee.

"Sara, will you marry me?"
"Yes, I will!"
"This ring is from my grandmother. She survived the holocaust with this."
"I didn't know they gave rings out to people during the holocaust"

John Wilkes Booth

John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theatre."

Fiancee: "Break a leg!"

Fiancee joke, John Wilkes Booth

Something good did come out of last night:

I talked to my mom and my fiancee on the phone while they were crying- and it wasn't about something I'd done!

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

"Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

To cheer me up my fiancee got me tickets to Pearl Jam.

But three songs in I still wasn't feeling Eddie Vedder

What did the Neo-Nazi say to his daughter's fiancee?

You're an alt-right guy.

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Did you hear about the frog that serenade's his fiancee?

Yeah. He ribbits for her pleasure.

My fiancee doesn't think jokes about drone strikes are funny.

Personally I find them Hillaryous.

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles.

Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What does a guy will propose to his fiancee have in common with Donald Trump when he needs advice?

They both went to Jared.

My fiancee and I have matching engraved wedding bands ready for the wedding!

Inscription reads: waranty void if removed

Fiancee joke, My fiancee and I have matching engraved wedding bands ready for the wedding!

True story

My fiancee told me I should be rich.

I told her it woud be more likely if I was Dave.

My banker friend keeps talking about how attractive he is...

He keeps talking about his high interest rates.

This made my fiancee try to smother me with a pillow.

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