Fianc Jokes

Funniest Fianc Short Jokes

Short fianc jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fianc humour may include short jokes also.

1. A million or more lab rats die each year and my fiance screams at me for running over a mouse. That's the last time we're going to Disney.
2. My first dad joke as a new father Fiance: "What's the difference between a carousel and a merry go round?"
   Me: "I don't know but they have their ups and downs"
   ...it begins
3. My fiance is talking about having a dream wedding... Thank God it's a dream, I did not want to attend
4. My fiance's dad is a priest and he's going to take the bar exam soon. He's going to be a father in law
5. If you leave your spouse, you are divorced. If you leave your fiance... You are dis-engaged.
6. My fiance asked me what date I'd prefer for our wedding Apparently, "your sister" was not the right answer.
7. I asked my fiance what date she wanted to get married. She said, "How about on 9/11?" "Why in the world would you want to get married on 9/11?"
   "So you'll never forget."
8. My fiance isn't too happy about me referring to her as my alternative second choice... I thought she was my wife 2 b?
9. My fiance asked me what I thought about having kids. I told her that I love children, I just can't bear them!
10. It's hard to find true love these days. Even Charles Manson's fiance wanted him for his body. It's hard to find true love these days. Even Charles Manson's fiance wanted him for his body.

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Fianc One Liners

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1. My fiance left me at the altar... Turns out she wasn't as into human sacrifice as I was.
2. My fiance find out about my girlfriend! And now she's going to tell my wife!
3. What did Jay Z call his wife before they got married? Fiance
4. What do you call Leonardo DiCaprio and his fiance on their wedding day? Bride and Groomer
5. What did the sushi say to its fiance? You make miso happy.
6. I dumped my blind fiance yesterday. She never saw it coming.
7. My friend asked his fiance to marry him with a song. The proposal had a nice ring to it.
8. I had a wedding yesterday. No one showed up. Not even my fiance.
9. I told my fiance to go stand in the corner when she is cold. Its usually about 90°
10. What kind of diamond did Ditka buy for his fiance? Da Beers.
11. Why did the watermelon get left at the altar? Because his fiance cantelope.
12. What do you call a black fiance A Beyonce
    I'll see myself out
13. All my sisters ex fiance smoke p**...... She just couldn't m**... them.
14. What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance? j**... me at hello.

Fianc Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about fianc you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fianc pranks.