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What do you call a group of well-dressed theoretical physicists?
A bunch of Feynman
A Physicist Gets Into A Car Accident
A surfer dude approaches the shattered driver's-side window and asks, "Are you hurt, man? The driver replies, "No, I'm Feynman".
Cohn ist painting the fence of his garden on Shabbat...
Along comes Goldstein.
"But... Cohn.... Painting your fence on Shabbat? "
"Oh, I asked the rabbi".
"Okay.. then... Shabbat Shalom."
Along comes Greenbaum
"No... Cohn.... You really can't paint your fence on Shabbat."
"Oh, I asked the rabbi".
"Okay.. then... Shabbat Shalom."
Along comes Feynman
"Cohn... how dare you. Painting your fence on Shabbat?"
"Oh, I asked the rabbi".
"And? What did the rabbi say?"
"He said it's not allowed."
"AND?"
"Nu... who listens to him...?"
Are you afraid of quantum mechanics ?
Dont worry, it's gonna be Feynman.
Not all astrophysicists are bad.
I'm sure at least one of them's a really Feynman.
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Richard Feynman had a t**...
double slit experiment
Two nuclear explosions occur next to each other.
"You're way too close to me" says nuke #1. "I'm Feynman" says the other.
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