Fewer Jokes

Funniest Fewer Short Jokes

Short fewer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fewer humour may include short lesser jokes also.

1. Donald Trump says to Mike Pence, "The less immigrants we allow in, the better." Pence says, "The fewer".
   Trump says, "I told you not to call me that yet."
2. What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S? The tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year
3. Trump and Pense at a press briefing. Trump: if we tested less, we'd have less cases .
   Pense: fewer
   Trump: I told you not to call me that in public .
4. My wife said we would have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic.. I said, 'I think you mean fewer arguments'
5. Boss: "You've got to find a way to make fewer mistakes on the job" Worker: "Ok, how about I come in later in the morning?"
6. Putin: There's a lot less Ukrainian soldiers surrendering than I expected. Putin's stooge: It's fewer, Mr. President.
   Putin: Don't call me that. Yet.
7. What did the blonde do when she learned 1 in 8 women will get breast cancer? She decided to only hang out in groups of 7 or fewer.
8. So i said to my wife... "Every time you correct my grammar, I love you a little bit fewer"
9. Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries in Teen Girls... This is easily explained by the fact that they spend less time on their knees, and more time on their backs.
10. I'm surprised there aren't more far-righters who acknowledge global warming I heard it means there'll be fewer snowflakes around.

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Fewer One Liners

Which fewer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fewer? I can suggest the ones about less fat and lower than.

1. What's the difference between my horse and my gf ? Fewer people have riden my horse
2. Which month do wives complain the least? February because it has fewer days.
3. Why are fewer people going into archeology? Coz career advancement is in ruins.
4. Every year fewer people train to become morticians. Some say it's a dying business.
5. Dates are like golf strokes The fewer it takes for you to score, the better your game.
6. The world would have seen fewer gods if schizophrenia was recognised early on.
7. What does a communist teenager want? Fewer classes
8. I see fewer cats on my front page. I've been told that Curiosity killed them.
9. What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails? Jesus
10. I don't need more meds, just fewer people.
11. Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
12. What does the policeman say when you tell him to eat fewer donuts? Donut worry.
13. Why is a duck when it's round? Because the farther it flies, the fewer.
14. How many n**...'s are there today compared to WWII? Hella fewer.

Humorous Fewer Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about fewer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean percentage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fewer pranks.