The Best 44 Fewer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fewer jokes. There are some fewer stupider jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fewer majority puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fewer Jokes and Puns

I see fewer cats on my front page.

I've been told that Curiosity killed them.

Why do old men prefer golf more than sex?

The fewer the strokes the better you are at it ;)

Why are fat people so jolly?

Because it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown.

Fewer joke, Why are fat people so jolly?

I was watching FOX Sports, but decided to switch to the History Channel...

You still get to see the US destroy Japan, but there are fewer commercials!

Every year fewer people train to become morticians.

Some say it's a dying business.


Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries in Teen Girls...

This is easily explained by the fact that they spend less time on their knees, and more time on their backs.

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Fewer joke, What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Dates are like golf strokes

The fewer it takes for you to score, the better your game.

So i said to my wife...

"Every time you correct my grammar, I love you a little bit fewer"

Fewer US schools are selling candy, soda and chips to students

After all, that stuff is horrible for pregnancies!

My doctor told me I need fewer trans fats in my life...

Looks like it's time to delete Tumblr.

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What is the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral?

One fewer drunk person.

Trump: The less mexicans in our country the better

Pence: The fewer...

Trump: Shhh, don't call me that in public yet!

i'm not german, but this is a little jokie joke

Overheard at the White House:

Trump to Vice-President Mike Pence: "the less immigrants we let in the better."

Pence to trump: "The FEWER.."

Trump interrupts Pence and says: "don't call me that in public".

Why is it better to take your glasses off before you are doing Alcotest?

Because that'll make it 2 glasses fewer.

How many Chinese kids does it take to make a leather jacket?

Usually about 7, but maybe fewer if you fatten them up first.

Fewer joke, How many Chinese kids does it take to make a leather jacket?

Trump: The less immigrants that come in, the better

Pence: The fewer

Trump: I told you not to call me that yet

Trump: Remember, the less immigrants we let in, the better.

Pence: The fewer

Trump: Shh don't call me that in public yet

My friend is visiting Germany this week. I suggested he might want to make it a permanent move.

There's fewer Nazis over there.


A man flirts with a mathematician

"Imagine you are a variable and your clothes are constants, and then you derive."

"Well, I would be naked but I would also have fewer curves."

In these times of scandal, most Americans desperately want to see fewer sex offenders in positions of power

But Republicans want Moore

I'm surprised there aren't more far-righters who acknowledge global warming

I heard it means there'll be fewer snowflakes around.

Donald Trump says to Mike Pence, "The less immigrants we allow in, the better."

Pence says, "The fewer".

Trump says, "I told you not to call me that yet."

What does a communist teenager want?

Fewer classes

What is so hard to understand??No teacher is saying that they want less guns in school.

They want *fewer* guns in school.

The world would have seen fewer gods

if schizophrenia was recognised early on.

I hate when people use fewer when the should use less.

But it's bothering me fewer and fewer.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year

Trump: We should have less immigrants in America!

Pence: "Fewer".

Trump: I told you not to call me that yet!

If you read the bible backwards its about a man sent to earth on a cross who is helped down by some Romans and told to go on his way. He then travels the world making people blind and giving them leprosy. He even ruins a meal for a huge crowd by turning all their food into 2 fish and 5 loaves.

He gets fewer followers as time goes by and in the end he's lying in a stable and 3 old men steal all his presents.

Golf is like the opposite of masturbating

It's gets more impressive the fewer strokes it takes you to finish

- Do you do anything personally so that hunger and wars will become fewer in the world?

\- Yes, of course! I don't hunger and I don't war.

How many Nazi's are there today compared to WWII?

Hella fewer.

Due to growing environmentalist concerns, Germany and Austria decided to limit the amount of ores and minerals they were extracting from the ground.

They said, "Mine fewer!"

Why do fewer people get asked out on dates after April?

Because no ones got confidence in May

Do you know why there are fewer 'all men are trash' posts now?

Valentine's Day is coming

Trump: "The less immigrants we allow, the better!"

Miller: "The fewer..."

Trump: "Stephen! I told you never to call me that in public!"

COVID-19 didn't kill John Conway. It was the social distancing.

He had fewer than 2 neighbors.

[Credit to "Darren New" on YouTube for this one. Also, if you find this funny, you're an awful person.]

Trump's China Problem

Trump says to Pence, "China's mining too many ores"

Pence: What are you going to do?

Trump: Order more tariffs to make them mine less.

Pence: Mine fewer.

Trump: Shhh, don't call me that yet.

Trump and Pense at a press briefing.

Trump: if we tested less, we'd have less cases .
Pense: fewer
Trump: I told you not to call me that in public .

Trump and Mike Pence are at a Covid press briefing.

Trump and Mike Pence are at a Covid press briefing.

Trump: We have the most cases because we have the most tests. If we tested less, we'd have less cases.

Pence: Fewer.

Trump: Mike, I told you not to call me that in public.

My wife said we would have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic..

I said, 'I think you mean fewer arguments'

Which month do wives complain the least?

February because it has fewer days.

My girlfriend has just told me, she thinks we'd have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic.

I told her, "I think you mean fewer".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fewer kinder jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fewer nicer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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