Fever Jokes
76 fever jokes and hilarious fever puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fever that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
No matter how serious your fever, these hilarious jokes are guaranteed to make you feel better. Discover more than a dozen jokes, from hay to yellow fever, cabin fever to Saturday night fever, and Bieber fever to the incurable blues. Read on to get a prescription for a good laugh!
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Funniest Fever Short Jokes
Short fever jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fever humour may include short sickness jokes also.
- You say a mesquito bit you and now you have the chills, a high fever and are sweating profusely? That's not funny. That's malarious!
- John Travolta was admitted to a hospital with COVID symptoms last Sunday. It was just a Saturday Night Fever.
- John Travolta tested negative for Coronavirus last night. Turns out is was just a Saturday Night Fever.
- When my mother died all my father said was, "Cough, fatigue, fever." He's a man of flu words.
- TEBOW FEVER!! I haven't seen this many people following a white bronco since OJ!!!!! Ba-ha-ha!!
- What's the best thing to give a dog with a fever? Tomato sauce and mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Hay fever
Admit it, you thought I was gonna say pilgrims, didn't you? - There is rumor of a new "Amish Flu" out of Pennsylvania... the symptoms are low grade fever, and you will get a little hoarse and Buggy.
- John Travolta tested negative for covid-19 last night... Turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever...
- Doctors have come up with a more scientific and more accurate name for cabin fever... Stuck Home Syndrome
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Fever One Liners
Which fever one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fever? I can suggest the ones about plague and hunger.
- Finally I am the hottest guy in my gym. I have 102 °F fever.
- Chills and fever-induced sweating will help you beat the heat all summer
- How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever? He knows a lot about black holes
- So my cousin has bieber fever... Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome.
- what's the most common allergy among gay men? Heeeeeeyyyy fever.
- What do cows get when they are sick?
Hay Fever. - What do you call it when an autistic child has a fever? Mercury Rising.
- What happens when a communist gets a fever? He becomes rather *sickle*y
- If if April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring? Hay fever...achooo
- What's the modern term for having dance fever? Twerkberculosis
- Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday? He had a Saturday Night Fever
- How do you give a child a fever? Ask its parents to hang out on a Friday night.
- One night I prayed: "I wish I had a hot girl" then my cousin got a fever
- What is something cannibals would consider as a hot potato? A guy with a fever.
- Why do I have a fever? Because I have been on a long healthy streak.
Saturday Night Fever Jokes
Here is a list of funny saturday night fever jokes and even better saturday night fever puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a piece of clothing worn by bees that give them Saturday night fever? A bee-gilet.
Hay Fever Jokes
Here is a list of funny hay fever jokes and even better hay fever puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My sister's got hay fever, and now she has diabetes. I tried to cheer her up. You know, the usual. Flowers, chocolates
- Sacha Baron Cohen has released a new film about a man that gets hay fever whenever he goes home. "Allergies In Da House" is coming soon.
- My mother in-law has diabetes and hay fever I like to cheer her up with flowers and chocolate.
- All my friends already have hay fever, while I am still waiting for mine to fully kick in... Guess that makes me a late bloomer.
Yellow Fever Jokes
Here is a list of funny yellow fever jokes and even better yellow fever puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I didn't realize how jealous Latinas were I didn't realize how jealous Latinas were until I traveled to South America: Before entering they made me get vaccinated for yellow fever.
- After watching the movie Crazy Rich Asians, I felt really, really sick. The doctor said that I had contracted Yellow Fever 🤒
- What's the Chinese word for "Yellow Fever"? Fever.
- I've got Yellow Fever.. Don't hit on me just because I'm Asian
- I heard a Hong Kong-based company is going to build the Grand Canal in Nicaragua. Won't yellow fever be a problem?
Cabin Fever Jokes
Here is a list of funny cabin fever jokes and even better cabin fever puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever? He was mini cooped up for to long.
Delightful Fun Fever Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about fever you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean infection jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fever pranks.
Tom Jones Fever
A guy walks into his doctor's office one afternoon and says "Doc, I can't sleep. When I lay on my right side, I hear the song 'Delilah'. When I lay on my left side, I hear the song 'The Green Green Grass of Home', what's wrong with me?" The doctor pauses for a moment before saying "Oh dear lord...it sounds like a bad case of Tom Jones Fever" The man replies "Tom Jones Fever? I've never heard of that. Is it common?" The doctor says "Well, it's not unusual."
Why did the Fonz have red eyes?
Because he had **AYYY** fever!
His palms are sweaty...
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's v**... on his sweater already.
WebMD: *TYPHOID FEVER*
Why did the police arrest the eagle with a fever?
It's i**...
What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?
Deeeeeeeeeeengue
A man goes to the doctor...
The doctor asks him what's wrong.
"Doc, my chest has been hurting, and I've had a terrible cough for three days. And I think I've been running a fever."
The doctor looks him up and down and quickly says, "Well I can tell you right now you're going to have to stop m**... immediately."
Shocked, the man says "Why???"
"So I can examine you."
What do you call a hot guy , who instantly becomes super hot?
Sick, he definitely has fever.
Facebook Fever...
Facebook Fever:
A man posted his status on Facebook: "Gonna sleep on the terrace tonight".
5,000 mosquitoes liked it.. :D
UK ELECTIONS UPDATE
It's post election fever in the UK.
And the British ladies are more confused than ever!
They are Conservative in the day, Liberal at night and nine months later in Labour😂😂
I've got a fever; and the only prescription, is more cowbell. That or tamiflu. I'm sick you guys
Sick sportsman
You are having extreme fever, it's 39,9oC, - says a doctor to a patient, a sportsman.
The sportsman asks painfully: Doc, what's the world record for it?
A guy sits next to a blind man in a bar.
"have you always been blind" he asked.
"oh no, i had a really bad fever one day. It was so bad that you could cook eggs on my forehead."
"So the fever made you go blind?"
"no the eggs went into my eyes."
A lady goes to a doctor...
"Doc, I have high fever. Can you give some medications?"
"Just walk in the rain, eat some ice-cream, drink cold-water..."
"What! Will my fever go away then?"
"No, you'll catch Pneumonia. I have the medication for it."
Make sure to check your Tauntaun for a fever in this heat wave.
They should always be Luke warm.
Doctor, doctor every time I see inflatable flotation devices, I start to burn up.
Doc: I'm afraid you have dinghy fever.
A man goes to the doctor because he can't stop dancing
The doctor does some tests to see what's wrong with him and eventually figures out the problem.
The doctor tells the man "It appears you've got a case of Saturday Night Fever"
You are lying in the hospital thinking that you have got a small fever.
Then the full crew of Avengers comes to visit you.
John Travolta hospitalized for suspected COVID-19
However, doctors have confirmed that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they assure everyone he is Staying Alive.
Apparently, he had chills that were multiplying.
Students all over the world are struggling with distance learning. Straight-A students are getting Bs and Cs. C students are failing.
It's like there's some kind of low-grade fever going around.
The 1960s started with beetle mania The 2020s have started with bat fever...
Well I'm hoping Covid-19 is just a one-hit wonder, you know, like Come on Eileen or John Lennon's first wife
The wife of Korean immigrant was bed ridden with a high fever.
She hadn't had consciousness for a while and she was a burning 40 degrees Celsius. Worried, the husband tries to call for an ambulance, using his broken English.
"911 emergency, how can we help you."
"Wife in bed. She so hot."
"Okay... good for you."
Last night John Travolta was hospitalised for a suspected case of Covid-19
But his doctors have now confirmed it was only Saturday night fever and they assure everyone that he's staying alive.
Apparently he had chills that were multiplying.
