Fetus Jokes

67 fetus jokes and hilarious fetus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fetus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Hilarious jokes about fetuses and embryos await in this article! Read to discover new ways to bring humor to pregnancy and the joys of having a newborn. Whether you're a fan of Yeetus the Fetus or not, learn why these jokes are so funny.

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Funniest Fetus Short Jokes

Short fetus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fetus humour may include short fetal jokes also.

  1. What do fetuses, servicemen and gay people have in common in the US? The government stops caring about them once they're out.
  2. What do a pregnant teenager and her fetus think at the same time? "My mom is going to kill me"
  3. What's the difference between a fetus in the US and a politician in the US? The fetus is legally required to become a human being.
  4. Pregnant lady's food stuck in vending machine Her: My food is stuck in the vending machine, can you help? I'm pregnant and I need to eat!
    Me: You sure do!
  5. When is a fetus viable? To a Christian, it's the moment of conception. To a Jew, it's when he graduates from medical school.
    -my mom heard this on the radio
  6. So a pregnant woman walks into a diner. A pregnant woman walks into a diner, and the server says:
    "Hi there, are ya hungry?"
    The fetus replies:
    "Nah, I gestate."
  7. A teen got pregnant and said "Oh my god my moms going to kill me!" and then her fetus said "Oh my god my moms going to kill me!"
  8. You may have heard of No Nut November But after I came twice in April what I'm really hoping for is a No Fetus February
  9. What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby? One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
  10. I used to be a stock trader when I was a fetus, until my mother was arrested. For inside her trading.

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Fetus One Liners

Which fetus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fetus? I can suggest the ones about infant and unborn baby.

  1. I used to run a pro-life debate team. No one could de-fetus.
  2. What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters? You'll never de-fetus.
  3. What do you call a failed abortion? Survival of the fetus
  4. What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry? Fetus.
  5. Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday
  6. What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry? Fetus
  7. If I was a pro-life picketer My sign would say "You Can't De-Fetus!"
  8. What do you call a panda fetus? The bear minimum.
  9. What social media platform do fetuses use? discord
  10. What do you call a male trapped in a female body? A fetus
  11. What did the baby eating cannibals say in the hospital to the expectant mothers? Fetus!!!
  12. I asked a fetus if it wanted some food, and it replied: 'no thanks... ... I gestate.'
  13. What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other? Fetus
  14. How does nobody get pregnant at Hogwarts? Fetus Deletus!
  15. What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant? Fetus deletus

Yeetus The Fetus Jokes

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  • Dear Abortionists, Yeetus Deletus Fetus.
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Unearthly Funniest Fetus Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about fetus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean newborn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fetus pranks.

What did the mother say to the naughty fetus?

Stay in your w**...!

Three fetuses were talking about their futures...

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up, and bring babies into the world" said the first one.
"I'm gonna be a preacher, and baptize babies!" said the next.
"I'm gonna be a m**...!" said the last.
"A m**...!" exclaimed the first two. "Why?"
"I'm gonna kill the guy who's poking me in the back every night!"

How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid?

At w**... temperature!

What did the teen say when she found out she was pregnant?

"My mom is gonna kill me!"
What did the fetus say when the teen found out she was pregnant?
" My mom is gonna kill me!"

Two fetuses are sitting next to each other...

one says to the other "move over, I need more w**..."

How come no one got pregnant at Hogwarts?

*fetus deletus*

What do they call an abortion in Hogwarts?

*fetus, deletus!*
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^And ^yes, ^I ^am ^a ^Muggle.

When is a Jewish fetus considered a human being?

When it graduates from medical school

What did the twins in the w**... say to their mother when they were hungry?

Fetus, mom!

Why did the fetus kill his twin?

There wasn't enough w**... for the two of them!

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the w**....

Sara: I've been feeling dead inside for many months now

Jon: maybe it's because you've been carrying a dead fetus for 11 months now

How do kids at Hogwarts get away with unprotected s**...?

Fetus Deletus

Why does a fetus have more rights than a women?

Because a fetus still have a chance to become a Man

Our love is like female fetus in China

it will never be born

If you're a scam artist, you should probably never go for an aborted fetus

After all, they weren't born yesterday.

What spell does Harry Potter use when he gets a girl pregnant?


What did one Chinese fetus say to the other?

Move Ova I need more w**...!

What did one twin fetus say to the other twin?

"There's not enought w**... in here for the two of us."

What's the difference between a bouncy ball and a fetus?

One stays intact after it hits the wall.

What did the fetus say the day of delivery?

I gotta head out.

why don't women get pregnant in harry potter

because they use a spell called fetus deletus
not my original joke btw i got it from vikkstar123

According to Jewish theology, at what point does a fetus become a person?

When they finish med school.

What did Harry Potter do when he realized he got Hermione pregnant?

He waved his wand at her stomach and said: fetus deletus!

A fetus in a w**..., says to his twin It's time to be born. You go first.

The twin replies I can't. Father is in the way.

At an ecumenical round-table discussion, various religious leaders tried to answer the question "When does life start?"

"At conception," said the Catholic priest.
"No, no," said the Presbyterian minister. "It begins at birth."
"It's in between," said the Baptist. "Life begins at 12 weeks when the fetus develops a functional heartbeat."
"I disagree with all of you," said the rabbi. "Life begins when your last child leaves home and takes the dog with him."

What's similar between a pregnant 15 year old girl and the fetus inside of her?

They're both thinking; "oh s**... my mom's gonna kill me"

What do you call a fetus that pays rent?

A w**...-mate

A Jewish mother walks by a planned parenthood and sees a protestor who's sign says life begins at conception

She goes up to the man and says that may be true of Christian babies, but a Jewish fetus isn't viable until it graduates medical school!

When a fetus is hungry, what does it do?

It orders w**... service.

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