The Best 50 Fetus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fetus jokes. There are some fetus womb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fetus dead fetus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Fetus Jokes and Puns

You may have heard of No Nut November

But after I came twice in April what I'm really hoping for is a No Fetus February

When is a fetus viable?

To a Christian, it's the moment of conception. To a Jew, it's when he graduates from medical school.

-my mom heard this on the radio

What did the mother say to the naughty fetus?

Stay in your womb!

Three fetuses were talking about their futures...

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up, and bring babies into the world" said the first one.

"I'm gonna be a preacher, and baptize babies!" said the next.

"I'm gonna be a murderer!" said the last.

"A murderer!" exclaimed the first two. "Why?"

"I'm gonna kill the guy who's poking me in the back every night!"

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How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid?

At womb temperature!

A teen got pregnant and said "Oh my god my moms going to kill me!"

and then her fetus said "Oh my god my moms going to kill me!"

Two fetuses are sitting next to each other...

one says to the other "move over, I need more womb"

Fetus joke, Two fetuses are sitting next to each other...

How come no one got pregnant at Hogwarts?

*fetus deletus*

What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other?


What do they call an abortion in Hogwarts?

*fetus, deletus!*

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What did the baby eating cannibals say in the hospital to the expectant mothers?


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When is a Jewish fetus considered a human being?

When it graduates from medical school

What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?


What did the twins in the womb say to their mother when they were hungry?

Fetus, mom!

Why did the fetus kill his twin?

There wasn't enough womb for the two of them!

What do you call a male trapped in a female body?

A fetus

Fetus joke, What do you call a male trapped in a female body?

I asked a fetus if it wanted some food, and it replied: 'no thanks...

... I gestate.'

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Sara: I've been feeling dead inside for many months now

Jon: maybe it's because you've been carrying a dead fetus for 11 months now

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry?


When do Jewish people believe the fetus achieves viability?

Not until he graduates from medical school.

Heard this one from a Jewish patient I had once.

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Why does a fetus have more rights than a women?

Because a fetus still have a chance to become a Man

How does nobody get pregnant at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus!

So a pregnant woman walks into a diner.

A pregnant woman walks into a diner, and the server says:

"Hi there, are ya hungry?"

The fetus replies:

"Nah, I gestate."

Fetus joke, So a pregnant woman walks into a diner.

Pregnant lady's food stuck in vending machine

Her: My food is stuck in the vending machine, can you help? I'm pregnant and I need to eat!

Me: You sure do!

Our love is like female fetus in China

it will never be born

If you're a scam artist, you should probably never go for an aborted fetus

After all, they weren't born yesterday.

What spell does Harry Potter use when he gets a girl pregnant?


What did one Chinese fetus say to the other?

Move Ova I need more Womb!

What did one twin fetus say to the other twin?

"There's not enought womb in here for the two of us."

What's the difference between a bouncy ball and a fetus?

One stays intact after it hits the wall.

What did the fetus say the day of delivery?

I gotta head out.

why don't women get pregnant in harry potter

because they use a spell called fetus deletus

not my original joke btw i got it from vikkstar123

I used to be a stock trader when I was a fetus, until my mother was arrested.

For inside her trading.

According to Jewish theology, at what point does a fetus become a person?

When they finish med school.

What did Harry Potter do when he realized he got Hermione pregnant?

He waved his wand at her stomach and said: fetus deletus!

A fetus in a womb, says to his twin It's time to be born. You go first.

The twin replies I can't. Father is in the way.

At an ecumenical round-table discussion, various religious leaders tried to answer the question "When does life start?"

"At conception," said the Catholic priest.

"No, no," said the Presbyterian minister. "It begins at birth."

"It's in between," said the Baptist. "Life begins at 12 weeks when the fetus develops a functional heartbeat."

"I disagree with all of you," said the rabbi. "Life begins when your last child leaves home and takes the dog with him."

What do you call a failed abortion?

Survival of the fetus

What do a pregnant teenager and her fetus think at the same time?

"My mom is going to kill me"

What's similar between a pregnant 15 year old girl and the fetus inside of her?

They're both thinking; "oh shit my mom's gonna kill me"

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

Because it wasn't born yesterday

What do you call a fetus that pays rent?

A womb-mate

A Jewish mother walks by a planned parenthood and sees a protestor who's sign says life begins at conception

She goes up to the man and says that may be true of Christian babies, but a Jewish fetus isn't viable until it graduates medical school!

When a fetus is hungry, what does it do?

It orders womb service.

What do you call a panda fetus?

The bear minimum.

What's the difference between a fetus in the US and a politician in the US?

The fetus is legally required to become a human being.

What do fetuses, servicemen and gay people have in common in the US?

The government stops caring about them once they're out.

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