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I've developed a fetish for figuring things out.

I just came to that realization.


Wife was cleaning 12 year old son's bedroom

When she finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband "what do we do?"

Husband says "I'm no expert, but I wouldn't fucking spank him."


I have to tell my girlfriend that I don't like the fetish she's into...

But first I need to get some shit off my chest.


I recently found out my mom has a disturbing fetish. She has slept with several underage teenagers and I am really concerned about their well being.

The victims contacted me while playing CoD.


Today I realized I have a bit of a logic fetish....

I can't stop coming to conclusions.


A pee fetish isn't something you do half-hearted.

Either urine or you're out.


My girlfriend has a poop fetish NSFW

I always give her shit for it


If a man with a foot fetish cheats on his wife...

Does that mean he got off on the wrong foot?


2 Dirty Jokes as told to me by a homeless guy.

If a guy with a foot fetish cheats on his wife, would you say *he got off on the wrong foot?*

**and** (no offense meant to all the women out there, I swear!)

You know why god invented the yeast infection? So that women would also know what it's like to live with a miserable cunt!

A little vulgar, I know. But it was worth the buck I gave him!


I think my girlfriend has a trigonometry fetish

because every time I talk to her she gets off on a tangent.


I've got a fetish for geometry.

Sorry, I'm getting off on a tangent right now.


Why Americans don't use metric?

Foot fetish


I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit...

Next week we're going to go on a date


What do you call women with a fetish for firefighters?

Fire Hoes.


I wanted to show appreciation to my new girlfriend's foot fetish. Little did I know the woman in the bed was her sister..

I got off on the wrong foot.


I think my wife has a blind fetish...

Last night she said she doesn't think we should see each other anymore.


I think I have a logic fetish...

I keep coming to conclusions.


If someone has a foot fetish...

...and they cheat, does that mean they got off on the wrong foot?


What is 007's fetish?



What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish


[NSFW] My new girlfriend just introduced me to her fetish....

I didn't want to tell anyone, but I just had to get this shit off my chest.


I found out my buddy had an acorn fetish:

It's fucking nuts.


People with an abduction fetish

Demand to be taken, seriously.


I used to be embarrassed by my geology fetish.

I started off stroking gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder.


Did you hear about the the lady with a fruit fetish?

She was fucking bananas.


My wife has developed a fetish with salad items...

Earlier today she spent an hour trying to force a lettuce into my ass.

And that was just the tip of the iceburg


A wife tells her husband that she's discovered his secret fetish via his search history...

"It was a weird one for sure," she says, "but I think I can make it work without being too embarrassed, as long as you don't film it." He accepts.

Later that night, he asks her if she wants to try it. She smiles, begins to undress, and goes "SKIPPITY BEE BOP BEE BOP DUP-A DUAAA"


Why is it that people with feet fetish never win?

Because they like the taste of defeat


My ex-girlfriend used to have this strange fetish...

She used to enjoy being strangled until she turned blue in the face.

It's too bad that I am colorblind.


A mother cleaning her 12 year old's bedroom

A mum is cleaning her 12year old son's bedroom and finds a load of bondage gears and fetish magazines.

She asks her husband, "What do I do?"

He says, "I'm not sure, but whatever you do, don't spank him!"


What does someone with a foot fetish wish for?

To meet their solemate.


My Ex-Girlfriend

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish.
She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time.


My wife has a logic fetish...

She's always coming to conclusions.


Just thought this when making a coffee, I'm sorry...

I've grown a fetish where I love to lick milk off white women's feet, I've been labelled a racist though... it's not my fault I'm black toes intolerant.

Thank you, thank you very much *hangs head in shame*


What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.


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