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Festivus Jokes

2 festivus jokes and hilarious festivus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about festivus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Festivus Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good festivus joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Kwanzaa and Festivus were both made up in 1966.

One is a joke holiday that no one should take seriously. The other was featured on Seinfeld.
hat tip to u/AudibleNod

Why does Festivus use an aluminum pole?

Because if you use a pole that can rust you don't get Festivus you get Tetanus.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about festivus can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of festivus puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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