Festive Jokes
7 festive jokes and hilarious festive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about festive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your festive celebrations even more fun with these hilarious jokes for all the family! Perfect for cracking at the Christmas dinner table, or including in your festive crackers. With jokes for all ages, get your friends and family laughing as you welcome in the festive season. Get ready to fire festive laughter around the fiesta and get your holiday celebrations going!
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Hilarious Festive Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What is a good festive joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My wife is so moody at Christmas,
I blame the festive period.
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Forgot the tree this year, so I'm putting up a 6 foot, tinsel covered t**....
Just for the festive period.
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LPT: Play the Game of Thrones theme tune before you have s**... if there is a risk of being overheard.
Got me and my SO through the recent family stay overs during the festive season.
My wife hasn't been feeling very festive lately, but I've gotten her a present that will help her to discover the true meaning of Christmas...
A dictionary.
What is festive and works with the police?
A mince spy
what did the cult leader replace his punch with to be more fall festive
sui-cider
An old favorite for this festive day
A woman wakes up in a hospital bed to find that she's been in a coma after a car accident. She sees a doctor next to her and quickly asks him, Where is my son? He was really good at soccer, and had a long career ahead of him."
The doctor replies, I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg. He won't be able to kick a soccer ball any more.
The woman asks about her daughter. Doctor, where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at the US Open.
The doctor says, Sorry but in the accident she lost her arm and she won't be able to pick up a racket any more.
She begins to cry.
Doctor, asks the woman, how long have I been in this coma?
The doctor replies, Six months.
So what's the date? asks the woman.
April 1st, says the doctor.
The woman begins to laugh So you were joking then, were you?
Doctor: YES… they both died on impact.
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