Festive Jokes

Make your festive celebrations even more fun with these hilarious jokes for all the family! Perfect for cracking at the Christmas dinner table, or including in your festive crackers. With jokes for all ages, get your friends and family laughing as you welcome in the festive season. Get ready to fire festive laughter around the fiesta and get your holiday celebrations going!

Hilarious Festive Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

My wife is so moody at Christmas,

I blame the festive period.

If anybody is alone during the festive period please don't hesitate to let me know.

I need to borrow some chairs.

Forgot the tree this year, so I'm putting up a 6 foot, tinsel covered Tampon.

Just for the festive period.

LPT: Play the Game of Thrones theme tune before you have sex if there is a risk of being overheard.

Got me and my SO through the recent family stay overs during the festive season.

My wife hasn't been feeling very festive lately, but I've gotten her a present that will help her to discover the true meaning of Christmas...

A dictionary.

What's the KKK's favourite festive track?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas....

What is festive and works with the police?

A mince spy

what did the cult leader replace his punch with to be more fall festive


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the festive festive christmas puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working festive festive season piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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