Festival Of Lights Jokes
4 festival of lights jokes and hilarious festival of lights puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about festival of lights that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Festival Of Lights Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Zero, its already lit
Saw a gentleman with a Christmas walking stick
Saw a gentleman with a Christmas themed walking stick, covered in tinsel and alot of tree lights, I complimented the man on the festiveness of the stick.
He turned and said "Yes well usually I have difficulty with my stick being a bit too heavy but this is the only time of the year it's light"..
I am dreaming of a light Christmas.
Eskom drops festive season load shedding bomb.
After the North American Beer Festival...
After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "I would like the "worlds best beer" a Corona. The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me "The King Of Beers, a Budweiser" The bartender gives him one. The guy from Keystone says, "I'd like the only beer that doesn't give you bitter beer face, give me a Keystone Light." He gets it. The gal from New Glarus sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives her what she ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at her and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Spotted Cow?" Deb replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
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