Fest Jokes
19 fest jokes and hilarious fest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fest Short Jokes
Short fest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fest humour may include short concert jokes also.
- I just got back from the annual alarm clock convention, and I'm never going again It was a total snooze-fest
- I went to Oktoberfest last year, but there were no women It turned out to be a real sausage fest.
- What happened to ray charles and stevie wonder at the new orleans blues fest? They ran into each other
- A joke I heard at the Ren Fest once...still bad, and still hilarious. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead. - Before the annual cattle fest, I fed the cows some 'quality grass' The steaks have never been higher
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Fest One Liners
Which fest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fest? I can suggest the ones about party and stag.
- What is the female equivalent of a sausage fest? A clam bake
- What's the worst part of working at a meat packing plant? It's a total sausage fest.
- I went to the midget comedy fest in Hawaii They called it the "Aloha"
- What do you call an all guy Christian party? A suseJ fest
- Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto? They play music, not hockey.
- How do you call a party of people with epilepsy? Foam fest
- What does a gay guy call a sausage fest? Feeding Frenzy.

Fun-Filled Fest Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about fest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tournament jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fest pranks.
What do you do at a festival when the bass is too much?
Drop some acid, it'll neutralize the effect
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c**... is feminine...
With the masculine form mooseknuckles. What is the feminine form of sausage fest?
Why does Festivus use an aluminum pole?
Because if you use a pole that can rust you don't get Festivus you get Tetanus.
What is festive and works with the police?
A mince spy
