The Best 15 Fest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fest jokes. There are some fest carnival jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fest fiesta puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Fest Jokes and Puns

What is the female equivalent of a sausage fest?

A clam bake

If anybody is alone during the festive period please don't hesitate to let me know.

I need to borrow some chairs.

What do you do at a festival when the bass is too much?

Drop some acid, it'll neutralize the effect

I went to Oktoberfest last year, but there were no women

It turned out to be a real sausage fest.

What's the worst part of working at a meat packing plant?

It's a total sausage fest.

What happened to ray charles and stevie wonder at the new orleans blues fest?

They ran into each other

I went to the midget comedy fest in Hawaii

They called it the "Aloha"

Fest joke, I went to the midget comedy fest in Hawaii

Cameltoe is feminine...

With the masculine form mooseknuckles. What is the feminine form of sausage fest?

What do you call an all guy Christian party?

A suseJ fest

Why does Festivus use an aluminum pole?

Because if you use a pole that can rust you don't get Festivus you get Tetanus.

What is festive and works with the police?

A mince spy

You can explore fest gala reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean fest feast dad jokes. There are also fest puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

A joke I heard at the Ren Fest once...still bad, and still hilarious.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Before the annual cattle fest, I fed the cows some 'quality grass'

The steaks have never been higher

What's a festival-goers favourite fruit?

Glastonberries

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fest celebration puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fest music piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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