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16 fertilized eggs jokes and hilarious fertilized eggs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fertilized eggs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short fertilized eggs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fertilized eggs humour may include short fertilize eggs jokes also.

  1. A pickup joke that has nothing to do with love... How would you like your eggs?
    Fertilized.
  2. Why does it take more than a million sperms to fertilize one egg? 1) Female Ego...
    Rejection without Reason!
    2) Male Ego...
    Won't Ask For Directions!
  3. Why does it take 1 million s**... to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask for directions.
  4. Do you know why it takes one s**... out of a million to fertilize one egg? Because no man will stop and ask for directions...
  5. How many roosters does it take to fertilize an egg? A c**...-er-two'll-do!
    Just heard this for the first time. And while on acid I laughed for two hours at this joke so I had to post it here
  6. Why does it take 100 million s**... to fertilize an egg? Because they won't stop to ask for directions.
  7. Why does it take millions of s**... to fertilize one egg? Because none of them will stop for directions
  8. Have you ever wondered what would happen... if a v**... rooster layed a fertilized egg at the top of an infinite staircase?

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Fertilized Eggs One Liners

Which fertilized eggs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fertilized eggs? I can suggest the ones about eggs and fertile.

  1. Best pickup line: How do you like your eggs in the morning... Fertilized?
  2. What do you call it when a salmon accidentally fertilizes his sisters eggs? Roe Tide

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about fertilized eggs can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of fertilized eggs puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Heartwarming Fertilized Eggs Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about fertilized eggs you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean lays egg jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make fertilized eggs prank.

Two s**... are swimming along, searching for an egg to fertilize

The first s**... says, are we almost there? I don't know how much longer I can do this!
The second s**... responds, keep going buddy, you can do it. We just passed the tonsils!

A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating'
'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.
'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different c**...,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'

An immigrant couple are trying for a baby...

and not having any luck. After months of trying and failing to get pregnant the wife finally visits a fertility specialist. The doctor examines her and when he is finished he looks grave.
He says "I'm sorry to tell you this but you have an deficient eggs. If you have a baby it will be a miracle."
The woman is devastated. Her spirts low, she returns home to break the news to her husband.
When she arrives she tells him withe her thick accent "Ze doctor says I haffa de fish eggs, and if I have a baby its gonna be a mackerel"

An attractive middle-aged woman sits at a bar...

... she orders a drink and a man sits beside her. They are both looking rather glum so she asks him what's the matter. He replies that he has a large chicken farm but none of the hens are laying fertile eggs, if this continues he will be out of business very soon. The man notices the woman is rather upset too, so he asks what her woes are. She says with a sigh 'I am just like one of your chickens' and continues to explain that for many years she and her ungrateful husband had tried to have a child, nothing had worked. They sit in silence for a short time, the woman looks at the man and asks if there is anything he can do to fix his chicken problem. He replies, 'I suppose I could try changing c**...' she winks at him, ' I suppose I could try that too'

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