Fertilise Jokes
5 fertilise jokes and hilarious fertilise puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fertilise that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fertilise Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good fertilise joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Took a job in a fertiliser factory...
It's my first daytime job where they give me nitrates.
Kim Jong-Un has reportedly made a public appearance after opening a fertiliser factory.
I smell b**....
Sometimes, the egg does get fertilised...
But doesn't attach to the uterine wall, and gets flushed out with the period.
This is a misconception.
I make breakfast for my new boyfriend.
"How do you like your eggs? I like mine *fertilised*."
The reason babies grow so rapidly...
is that they're self fertilising.
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