ferrous Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious ferrous puns

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

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What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride?

The ferrous wheel.

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Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

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[OC] What's the most ironic amusement park ride?

The ferrous wheel.

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What do you get when you cross iron man and Matthew Broderick?

Ferrous Bueller

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What do you call Matthew Broderick after he takes his Iron deficiency pills?

Ferrous Bueller

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On a faraway island lived a solitary genius

On a tribal island, far far away from here, lived a man called Cong Clu. Mr. Clu was a physicist, and had lately taken a liking to particle physics.

His research, however, was disturbed quite a lot, by the strong magnetic flow from the ferrous rocks, that the island was made up of, and in the end he had to give up..

It simply proved too hard to draw Cong Clu's Ions from the experiments.

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The Real Iron Man (Chemistry Joke)

My dad and I were talking and figured out who the real Iron Man is.
Ferrous Bueller

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What was Iron Man's High School nickname?

Ferrous Bueller.

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What was Iron Man's highschool nickname?

Ferrous Bueller.

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What do you call it when a professional trumpet player calls in sick because he has too much iron in his blood?

Ferrous bugler's day off

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Did you know that Matthew Broderick was the first Iron Man in the movies?

He was Ferrous Bueller.

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What do you call a metal ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller

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What's the most ironic movie of the nineteen eighties?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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What do you call a 10-foot iron statue of Matthew Broderick?

ferrous bueller

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What do you call a circle of Fe2+ ions?

A ferrous wheel.

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What are the most funny Ferrous jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Ferrous? Well, here are the best Ferrous dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Ferrous pick up lines to share with friends.

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