Ferrous Jokes
25 ferrous jokes and hilarious ferrous puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ferrous that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ferrous Short Jokes
Short ferrous jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ferrous humour may include short iron jokes also.
- Did you hear that the guy that makes rings and necklaces out of steel is closing his shop for today? Yes, it's ferrous jeweller's day off.
- I got ripped off at the amusement park. A guy sold me tickets to the ferrous wheel.
Turns out it's made of aluminium. - Iron Man stands in front of his magic mirror one morning, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the ferrous of them all?"
- What do you call Matthew Broderick after he takes his Iron deficiency pills? Ferrous Bueller
- I wrote this joke just for this sub, because people wrongly complain there are never any original jokes here: What's a ferrous particle's favorite constellation? *Ore-ion*
- What's a ferrous particle's favorite constellation? #Ore-ion
I think I made this joke up, but I'm sure the internet will know. - The Real Iron Man (Chemistry Joke) My dad and I were talking and figured out who the real Iron Man is.
Ferrous Bueller - What do you call it when a professional trumpet player calls in sick because he has too much iron in his blood? Ferrous bugler's day off
- Did you know that Matthew Broderick was the first Iron Man in the movies? He was Ferrous Bueller.
- What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school? Ferrous Bueller's Day Off
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Ferrous One Liners
Which ferrous one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ferrous? I can suggest the ones about steel and copper.
- What do you call a ring of iron atoms? A ferrous wheel.
- What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride? The ferrous wheel.
- Why do we need iron in our diets? Because it's good ferrous.
- [OC] What's the most ironic amusement park ride? The ferrous wheel.
- What do you get when you cross iron man and Matthew Broderick? Ferrous Bueller
- What is the most magnetic ride at the county fair? The ferrous wheel.
- My first ever medical joke Ferrous Bueller will never be able to get an MRI.
- What was Iron Man's High School nickname? Ferrous Bueller.
- What do you call a circle of Fe2+ ions? A ferrous wheel.
- What do you call a metal ion that skips school? Ferrous Bueller
- What's the most ironic movie of the nineteen eighties? Ferrous Bueller's Day Off
- What do you call a 10-foot iron statue of Matthew Broderick? ferrous bueller
Hilarious Ferrous Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about ferrous you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cast iron jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ferrous pranks.
On a faraway island lived a solitary genius
On a tribal island, far far away from here, lived a man called Cong Clu. Mr. Clu was a physicist, and had lately taken a liking to particle physics.
His research, however, was disturbed quite a lot, by the strong magnetic flow from the ferrous rocks, that the island was made up of, and in the end he had to give up..
It simply proved too hard to draw Cong Clu's Ions from the experiments.
