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6 ferret jokes and hilarious ferret puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about ferret that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Hilarious Fun Ferret Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What is a good ferret joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Me: Hello, ASPCA? There's a polecat clinging to my ceiling fan

ASPCA: We don't believe you
Me: Well you'll have to take my whirred ferret

What's brown and sounds like a parrot?

A ferret.

What did the ferret breeder say to the other nosy ferret breeder?

Mind your own business.

I moved my ferret cage to my front porch to have a BBQ in the back yard. Now my house has a mullet...

Business in the front, party in the back!

Jesus. Guys. I had to put a ferret down my pants..

It is driving me nuts

Why do ferrets only work in groups?

So they don't run out of business.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about ferret can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of ferret puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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