Ferret Jokes
6 ferret jokes and hilarious ferret puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about ferret that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Fun Ferret Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What is a good ferret joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Me: Hello, ASPCA? There's a polecat clinging to my ceiling fan
ASPCA: We don't believe you
Me: Well you'll have to take my whirred ferret
What's brown and sounds like a parrot?
A ferret.
What did the ferret breeder say to the other nosy ferret breeder?
Mind your own business.
I moved my ferret cage to my front porch to have a BBQ in the back yard. Now my house has a mullet...
Business in the front, party in the back!
Jesus. Guys. I had to put a ferret down my pants..
It is driving me nuts
Why do ferrets only work in groups?
So they don't run out of business.
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