Comical Ferocious Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
Your Girlfriend Is Pregnant !
Guy: But doctor that can't be right. We use condoms everytime we have s**....
Doctor: Well, the test result would suggest otherwise. Maybe the c**... broke?
Guy: No I'm sure it didn't.
Doctor: Alright then. Let me tell you a story. A guy was wandering in the forest where he encountered a tiger. The tiger looked really ferocious and the guy knew that he was doomed. Cornered, the guy then points his umbrella's tip at the tiger and shouts Bang at the tiger. The tiger died.
Guy: That can't be right. Someone else must have shot the tiger.
Doctor: Exactly.
A big game hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law.
One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. Immediately, she awakens up her husband and they both set off to find the old woman.
Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there's the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious lion!
"Quick, darling," the wife shouts frantically, "Do something!"
"Oh, no," the husband says, "That lion got himself into this mess. Let him get himself out!"
A visit to the zoo.
A father and son were observing a tiger in its cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and his son was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," the son said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up .....…"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take to get back home?"
Walking through the jungles of Africa, a man comes across a pygmy standing next to a ferocious dead lion.
So the man approaches the pygmy and asks him, " Did you kill that lion ? "
"Yes", says the pygmy, "I killed it with my club."
Impressed by the tiny fellow, the man exclaims, "Wow! How big is your club ?"
The pygmy looks up at the man and says, "There are about ninety of us."
Fathers Day Joke
A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.
Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…
Yes, son? the father asked, ready to console him.
…Which bus would I take home?
