Fermentation Jokes
19 fermentation jokes and hilarious fermentation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fermentation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Fermentation Short Jokes
Short fermentation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fermentation humour may include short jokes also.
- A friend told me he started selling artisan home-distilled fermented grain mash on etsy... I replied, "Sounds like a whiskey buisness."
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Fermentation One Liners
Which fermentation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fermentation? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What do you call Peter Parker after he drinks fermented apple juice? The Amazing CiderMan
- Why did the church change its sacrament to fermented rice? For God's sake.
- How do they make whine? By fermenting gripes.
- What are crusty girlfriends good for? Fermenting yeast!
- Why didn't the Milk want to be fermented because Yog hurt
- I'm on the fermented barley diet... and I've never felt better.
Fermentation Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fermentation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fermentation pranks.
I didn't feel like cooking tonight, so I made a sandwich for dinner
It wasn't so much as a sandwich as much as it was just bread.
I guess more just grain.
Fermented grain.
Distilled, fermented grain.
I had whisky for dinner tonight.
I swear Grandma didn't send this to me on Facebook...
Doctor - so, what did you have for dinner last night?
Patient - I had a fruit salad.
D - only fruit salad? Well, that should help with your cholesterol. And strawberries are very high in...
P - well, it was mostly grapes.
D - mostly?
P - well, all grapes.
D - still, fresh grapes are...
P - they weren't overly fresh. Well, a little older, maybe. Fermented?
D - ...
P - Okay, wine. I had wine for dinner.
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When I'm having s**... with a woman I prefer to do it atop a pile of fermented apples…
I just love the feeling of being in cider.
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I can't say whether or not science can create an aphrodisiac from fermented soybeans, but...
...I can say that it needs to be called Miso h**....
I was trying to impress this girl
I was of course, trying to sleep with this girl.
So in order to impress her, I filled up my bathtub with fermented apples and alcohol.
I was trying to get...in-cider.
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There was a young lady from Ryde
There was a young lady from Ryde,
Who ate a green apple and died,
Inside the lamented,
the apple fermented,
and made cider inside her insides.