Ferguson Jokes
51 ferguson jokes and hilarious ferguson puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ferguson that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ferguson Short Jokes
Short ferguson jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ferguson humour may include short protesters jokes also.
- Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night... Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boot...
- The Ferguson riots were really unsettling guys. I heard today that the only way they could disperse the crowd is by handing out job applications.
- Why are they rioting in Ferguson? Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.
- Just saw that Wayne Rooney has been to see Sir Alex Ferguson in hospital. His speech is definitely improving and he can now just about string a sentence together. Said Sir Alex
- People are mad because MTV doesn't show music videos. What about Fox News? They haven't shown a fox in months.
(Craig Ferguson) - What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri? A shot in the dark.
- I was watching a documentary on the Ferguson, Missouri riots... ... and half way in I realized I was watching Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
- Ferguson, MO In the after hours bars where the cops in Ferguson hang out, the most popular tipple is a 'Jim Crow': that's a shot of Jim Beam, and a shot of Old Crow - served separate, but equal.
- I can't believe all of this violence and rioting is happening... ... all because Craig Ferguson is leaving his show.
- Black monday is way better then black friday, look at the deals these people in Ferguson are getting. Stuff is free!!
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Ferguson One Liners
Which ferguson one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ferguson? I can suggest the ones about riot and cops.
- New drinking game! Draw a card. If it's black take a shot. I call it the Ferguson
- Looks like Black Friday started early in Ferguson
- My coffee reminded me of Ferguson today Dark and full of shots.
- What is it called when Fergy argues with his calculus teacher? Plus C vs. Ferguson
- I know where the best Black Friday deals are... Ferguson.
- I used to love John Deere and Massey Ferguson... but now I'm an ex-tractor fan.
- Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off? Ferguson!
- What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters? Truth or Darren Wilson.
- I wonder if Ferguson will have a Black Friday?
- Little caesars in Ferguson's Is hot and ready
- Which Supreme Court case involved the use of integrals? Plus C vs Ferguson
- Hey if you go outside You can see Ferguson Missouri burning down
- How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI? Move the trees closer together.
- Ferguson was my hometown... Now it looks like blackhawk down
- There was a black out in Ferguson last night. 5 hrs later the police shot him.
Craig Ferguson Jokes
Here is a list of funny craig ferguson jokes and even better craig ferguson puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The CDC just released guidelines on circumcision. Sounds more like tips. - Craig Ferguson
Howlingly Hilarious Ferguson Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about ferguson you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shooters jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ferguson pranks.
DRINKING BUDDIES
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City and both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and asks, "So where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland."
"Me too! I'll drink to that."
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin."
"Me too! I'll drink to that."
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where in Dublin are you from?"
"The East Side."
"The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I'll drink to that!"
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where on the East Side are you from?"
"McDonagh Street."
"Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that."
As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on?"
"Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender."It's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."
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How do you take your coffee?
**Barista:** How do you take your coffee?
**Customer:** Ferguson Police
**Barista:** Huh?
**Customer:** Black, two shots.
Mr.Ferguson always takes the A200 to go to work,
One day, Ms,Ferguson hears on the radio.
« Attention to all listeners on the road today, a car on the A200 is reportedly driving backwards »
Ms.Ferguson, worried, calls Mr.Feguson and says « Honey, I heard on the radio that a car is driving backwards on the A200, be careful »
« It's not one car » says Mr.Ferguson,
« It's thousands of them »
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I went to ferguson and all I got was this s**... T-Shirt
And this cash register, and this Xbox, and this flat screen tv.
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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?
The crime rate.
First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires...
Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left.
/english humour
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What do you call an extraterrestrial lesbian?
Alien Degeneres
Credits to Craig Ferguson for coming up with this joke
There's a new drinking game...
You draw a random card from a deck & if it's black you take a shot....
We call it "Ferguson"
I don't know why everyone is so upset about the rioting in Ferguson
The rest of America is going to do the exact same thing on Friday, they just got a head start on holiday shopping.
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What did the Ferguson police said about the black guy who was shot down?
Worst case of s**... they have ever seen
Ferguson shoe store
Ferguson shoe store broken into and looted everything but the work boots section.
