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Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night...
Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boot...
The Ferguson riots were really unsettling guys.
I heard today that the only way they could disperse the crowd is by handing out job applications.
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I went to ferguson and all I got was this s**... T-Shirt
And this cash register, and this Xbox, and this flat screen tv.
Ferguson, MO
In the after hours bars where the cops in Ferguson hang out, the most popular tipple is a 'Jim Crow': that's a shot of Jim Beam, and a shot of Old Crow - served separate, but equal.
I wonder if Ferguson will have a Black Friday?
A Drink for Each of My Brothers
Patrick walked into a pub and sat down at the bar. He asked for three individual shots of whiskey, and the bartender said "you know, I can put that all in one glass for you." Patrick said, "no no, see, I have two brothers who live far away. This drink is for Finnigan, this one is for Fergus, and this one is for me. And when I drink them, it's like we're all together again." So a few months go by, Patrick having his three drinks in the bar on a regular basis, and one night he came in and said "I think we'll only be needing two glasses today." The bartender stopped, cold, and said "What happened? Did something happen?" Patrick said, "oh no, my brothers are fine, it's just that I've decided to quit drinking."
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What did the Ferguson police said about the black guy who was shot down?
Worst case of s**... they have ever seen
Ferguson shoe store
Ferguson shoe store broken into and looted everything but the work boots section.
Ferguson was my hometown...
Now it looks like blackhawk down
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Ferguson? What about Fergdudaughter?
Must have Asian parents.
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