Ferdinand Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

When I get a dog, I am going to name him Franz Ferdinand

So I can take him out
(I tried)

TIL that Nikola Tesla threw the bomb that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sparking WWI...

Whoops, wrong Serb.


Ferdinand went to work in France for 2 years.
When he returned, he told his wife:
-I'm sorry Mary, France is full of hot chicks and I couldn't resist. But at the last minute, when I remembered you, I immediately got off the top of them.
She answered:
-I also remembered you a lot sweetheart, but you have to understand that it's easier to get off the top than to get off the bottom.

What happened when Franz Ferdinand was assassinated by a Serbian Terrorist?

Their countries had to Duke it out.

What did Franz Ferdinand say when his driver made a wrong turn?


A teacher is about to sing a song he made for his students

He then started:

-Joe, kiss my toe! Ferdinand, kiss my hand!

He abruptly stops singing and asks:

Why are you leaving the classroom, Patrick?

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