Fer Jokes

16 fer jokes and hilarious fer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Fer Short Jokes

Short fer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fer humour may include short yer jokes also.

  1. A Three legged dog walks into the old wild west saloon He says to the bartender, "I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."
  2. What did the Frenchman say when his mistress' husband hit him over the head with an iron? Fer enough.
  3. I went fishing and caught a bass, a catfish and a hammerfer. What's a hammerfer? Fer driving nails.
    My 8year old friend thinks this is the greatest joke, I thought so too when I was his age.
  4. A Two-Fer: How is an onion different from a baby? Answer 1: Onions don't scream when you peel off their skin.
    Answer 2: I tear up a little bit when I'm chopping up onions.
  5. Why are coin-forgers always drunk? Because they are always around things that are fer-minting!
  6. So there's a three-legged dog who walks into a saloon He sits at the bar and orders a drink, and tells the bartender,
    "I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot mah paw"
  7. How did the r**... drug addict get his crush to date him? It all started with
    "I'd be dilaudid to have yew fer dinner"
  8. Why do h**... brothers and sisters marry each other? Cause Pa ain't pay'n fer 2 weddins!

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Fer One Liners

Which fer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fer? I can suggest the ones about earl and hick.

  1. Mamma Mia 2 is really loud You can hear the songs Fer-nandos
  2. What did the Japanese criminal say to his victim? You ferring rucky, punk?
  3. What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy? Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.
  4. GO INVEST IN p**... WIGS!!!!! All the r**... are sayin' its a great day fer merkins.

Laughable Fer Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about fer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean git jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fer pranks.

A Young Man Asks His Father About His Fiance

A young man from West Virginia goes up to his dad and says, "Pa, I am really concerned about my fiance."

His dad asks him to tell him what the problem is, he says, "Well Pa, I just don't know what to do, I just found out she is a v**...."
His dad says, "Dump her, if she ain't good enough fer her own kin, she ain't good enough fer ours."

Irishman walks up to an Englishman...

...and says, "Look, here's de ting: why are some of are werds missin' de letter 'H'? Lissen to de way aye say 'ting', fer example. Aye tink the British have been stealin' some of our H's, dat's what I tink!" The British man replies, "Don't be shtupid."

A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:

A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:
"Someone call fer me?"
I look down at my homework, and back up at the pirate and say, "uhhh, I was just trying to figure out how to do this problem, nothing a pirate could help with."
The pirate walks menacingly toward me, and I consider whether to run or stay put.
"It's... ...uhhh... these circles... math...," I mutter, terrified.
"Arrrrrrr-ea? Well, every pirate knows that. It's 'Arrrrr pi Arrrrr'"

An Alabama cop is sitting behind a billboard on the highway doing radar.

Suddenly he sees a teenager in a Mustang fly by him doing 125mph in a 60mph zone.
He flips on his lights and goes after the kid finally catching up to him 2-miles down the road.
The cop walks up to the Mustang and says "Son, I been wait'n fer you all day!"
The kid replies "Sorry Officer, I got here as fast as I could!"

Pirate pick-up lines

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.
Nice p**... deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
Avast, me pretty! Strike your p**... and prepare to be boarded.
I've hidden b**... all over the Caribbean — but never have I seen one like yours!
That's NOT my parrot talking, Sweetie!
That's a lovely pair of 8-pounders you have there.
My peg-leg's ribbed for your pleasure.
Why not climb my main mast and I'll visit your crow's nest.