Fender Jokes
35 fender jokes and hilarious fender puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fender that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fender Short Jokes
Short fender jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fender humour may include short guitar jokes also.
- A woman approaches me as I'm playing my guitar. "Excuse me, is that a Squier Stratocaster?" I may have overreacted when I responded: "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY FENDER?!"
- Bob was a great guitarist Until the day he stepped in a puddle while playing his Fender Strat, that was the moment he became a great conductor.
- Aang - Airbender Katara — Waterbender
Toph — Earthbender
Zuko — Firebender
Michael — Fassbender
Fender — bender - Stealing guitars Judge: It appears you were caught stealing guitars. Are you a first offender?
Defendant: No, it was a Gibson, then a fender. - A woman was charged with attacking her husband with guitairs... The judge asked "first offender?"
She replied, "No, first I used a Gibson, then I hit him with a Fender" - What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress? A gender bender Bender fender bender.
- The Milky Way experienced a cosmic fender-bender with a dwarf galaxy 500 million years ago. It was the ultimate slow-down of ultimate density.
- What do you call it when a kitchen appliance salesman gets into a minor vehicular accident? A blender vendor in a fender bender
- My neighbor took a guess at what kind of guitar I have yesterday. I replied, "Did you just assume my fender?"
- A woman was in court being sentenced for beating her husband to death with his electric guitars... Judge: First offender?
Woman: No, first a Gibson, then a Fender.
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Fender One Liners
Which fender one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fender? I can suggest the ones about bender and fret.
- I had to return my new mail-order guitar So I marked it "return to Fender"
- What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender? Eucalyptus.
- What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts? Trans-Fender.
- What is it called when you break a guitar amp in a car accident? A Fender Bender
- What do you call a fender bender that involves two airplanes? A winger dinger.
- What do you call a cross-dressing car mechanic? A gender-bender fender-mender.
- 'Woah, nice Stratocaster!' '... did you just assume my fender?'
- I got into a fender bender today... ISIS claimed responsibility...
- What kind of an accident did Kaitlyn Jenner have? A trans gender fender bender!
- What do you call someone that sleeps with their guitar? A s**...-a-Fender
- On the first test drive of my guitar-shaped car, I had a c**.... A real Fender bender.
- Did you hear about the guitar that had a car c**...? It had a Fender bender
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What funny jokes about fender you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bass guitar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fender pranks.
A woman is accused of beating her husband half to death with his guitar collection.
The judge looks down at her and asks, "First offender?"
The woman replies, "nope, first a Martin, then a Gibson, then a Fender."
My grandfather told me this In German so it might already be posted somewhere here, oh and it's translated
Two guys are riding bicycles down the street.
One of the bikes fenders was loose and was making a loud noise.
So the first guy said to the second guy
"Hey your fender is too loud"
The second guy says "what?"
The first guy speaks louder
"your fender is too loud"
The second guy replies "what?"
The first guy yells
"YOUR FENDER IS TOO LOUD"
The second guy yells back
"I CANT HEAR YOU MY FENDER IS TOO LOUD!"
A guy walks up to the shopkeeper and asks for a Fender Strat, an Orange Amp and a Mooger Fooger pedal...
...the shop keeper says: "Are you a drummer?" and the guy responds: "Yeah how can you tell?"
The shop keeper responds: "This is a fish and chip shop mate."
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Someone hit my fender so I told them, 'be fruitful and multiply'...
But not exactly in those words. -w**... Allen
There's a car accident in a neighborhood
A guy in an old, beat up station wagon rear ends another guy in a brand new Porsche. Both drivers get out of their cars to inspect the damage and they see that the back of the Porsche is totaled but station wagon's front fender doesn't have a scratch on it.
The owner of the Porsche is livid with rage that this dolt hit him and wrecked his new car. So he goes into his car and comes back with a piece of chalk and a baseball bat. He draws a circle on the ground around the driver of the station wagon and tells him if he leaves that circle he'll beat him to death with the baseball bat.
Then the Porsche driver goes to town on the station wagon, getting all his fury out destroying the car. He bashes in the windows, dents up the hood, roof and sides and destroys all the lights. When he comes back to the driver of the station wagon he finds the guy rolling on the ground laughing his head off. Astonished, he asks the guy how he could be laughing so hard after his station wagon was just destroyed.
The guy stops laughing for a second and says, "While you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle *two times*!"
So I hear Lawyer Jokes are in...
So a Lawyer is driving home from a successful case in his prized Ferrari, when he is hit from behind in a fender bender. He pulls over to swap insurance, but the driver just keeps going. Cursing his luck, he gets out to survey the damage when another car comes flying by, and takes his car door off. He is at this point freaking out, distraught at the damage to his prized possession when another car pulls to a stop. A man gets out and says, "I saw what happened, do you need help?". The lawyer says no, he'll just have to tow it and get a rental, when the guy stops him. "You lawyers are all the same; so obsessed with material things. Can't you see the car that knocked off your car door took your left arm with it?" The lawyer looks to his left for the first time and yells " my Rolex!"
