Fender Bender Jokes
22 fender bender jokes and hilarious fender bender puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fender bender that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Fender Bender Short Jokes
Short fender bender jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fender bender humour may include short fender jokes also.
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Toph — Earthbender
Zuko — Firebender
Michael — Fassbender
Fender — bender - What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress? A gender bender Bender fender bender.
- The Milky Way experienced a cosmic fender-bender with a dwarf galaxy 500 million years ago. It was the ultimate slow-down of ultimate density.
- What do you call it when a kitchen appliance salesman gets into a minor vehicular accident? A blender vendor in a fender bender
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Fender Bender One Liners
Which fender bender one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fender bender? I can suggest the ones about car collision and car crash.
- What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender? Eucalyptus.
- What is it called when you break a guitar amp in a car accident? A Fender Bender
- What do you call a fender bender that involves two airplanes? A winger dinger.
- What do you call a cross-dressing car mechanic? A gender-bender fender-mender.
- I got into a fender bender today... ISIS claimed responsibility...
- What kind of an accident did Kaitlyn Jenner have? A trans gender fender bender!
- On the first test drive of my guitar-shaped car, I had a c**.... A real Fender bender.
- Did you hear about the guitar that had a car c**...? It had a Fender bender
Fender Bender Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fender bender you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean car accidents jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fender bender pranks.
So I hear Lawyer Jokes are in...
So a Lawyer is driving home from a successful case in his prized Ferrari, when he is hit from behind in a fender bender. He pulls over to swap insurance, but the driver just keeps going. Cursing his luck, he gets out to survey the damage when another car comes flying by, and takes his car door off. He is at this point freaking out, distraught at the damage to his prized possession when another car pulls to a stop. A man gets out and says, "I saw what happened, do you need help?". The lawyer says no, he'll just have to tow it and get a rental, when the guy stops him. "You lawyers are all the same; so obsessed with material things. Can't you see the car that knocked off your car door took your left arm with it?" The lawyer looks to his left for the first time and yells " my Rolex!"
Priest and a rabbi in a car accident
A priest and a rabbi have a fender-bender in the middle of an intersection. They get out to survey the damage, and the rabbi turns to the priest and says, "You know, this is a pretty trivial event, all things considered. I've got some Manischewitz in the car -- how about you and I drink to the friendship between our two faiths?" The priest readily agrees, and takes a big swig from the bottle the rabbi offers. Then the rabbi puts the cork back in and tosses the bottle in his car. "Aren't you going to drink your own toast?" the priest asks, puzzled. "Oh," the rabbi responds, "I think I'll wait until after the cops leave."