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How do you stop an anti-vaxer from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.


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What Size Underwear Do Feminists Wear?

#Double Standard.

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How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Men can be Feminists, too.

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Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers.

I'm sorry

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Feminists just want to be treated equally

To the pretty ones.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

To avoid being mistaken for feminists.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

That's not funny

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

To avoid being confused with feminists.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was.

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Three feminists walk into a bar.

They look at one another and say, "Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them with feminists.

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My wife and I are both feminists

But I'm a man so I'm a bit better than her at it

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Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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Only true feminists will get this

Offended

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's not funny

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. You don't need a lightbulb when you have a glass ceiling.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb

None. Who needs a lightbulb when there's a glass ceiling.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Feminists don't change anything.

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Why do they call # hashtag and not pound

Because feminists wouldn't appreciate PoundMeToo movement.

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SRS bait.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb

One. they hold it in place and expect the world to revolve around them

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's offensive

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Sumo wrestlers have to make sure their legs are always shaven

So people don't confuse them with feminists

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic.

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Feminists are way more dangerous than someone with a gun

At least a gun only has one trigger...

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What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

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Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

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What do you call a basement full of feminists?

A whine cellar.

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What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, they will hold it up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Again with the victim blaming, jerk? Don't tell us to change the lightbulb, tell the lightbulb to not need changing.

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