Feminist Jokes
99 feminist jokes and hilarious feminist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about feminist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Feminist Short Jokes
Short feminist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The feminist humour may include short feminism jokes also.
- What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now
- How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was.
- Three feminists walk into a bar. They look at one another and say, "Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"
- Whats the difference between a feminist and a baby? At some point in its life, the baby will stop crying and grow up
- What's the difference between a feminist and a computer? You can punch information into a computer.
- What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist? A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
- A vegan, feminist and a famous rapper walk in a bar I only knew because they told me 10 times.
- Why do they call # hashtag and not pound Because feminists wouldn't appreciate PoundMeToo movement.
- A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her "There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."
- There's radical feminist plot to attack the postal service... They heard it was a mail dominated industry..
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Feminist One Liners
Which feminist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with feminist? I can suggest the ones about misogynist and activist.
- What Size underwear Do Feminists Wear? #Double Standard.
- "Dad I want to be a feminist when I grow up" "Well, pick one honey, you can't do both"
- Why don't feminists carry handguns? Because of the triggers.
I'm sorry - Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities
- A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar. - comedy removed due to complaints -
- Feminists just want to be treated equally To the pretty ones.
- Why do sumo wrestlers shave their leg? To avoid being mistaken for feminists.
- My girlfriend and I are both feminists But since I'm a man, I'm better at it than she is.
- Only true feminists will get this Offended
- Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? because nobody made sandwiches
- How do you confuse a feminist? Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
- How did the feminist die? Alone
- I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day. The court trial starts tomorrow.
- What's a feminists favorite music festival? Burning Man.
- Why do feminists hate Medusa? She's always objectifying people.
Radical Feminist Jokes
Here is a list of funny radical feminist jokes and even better radical feminist puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was talking to a radical feminist the other day. Haha no, could you imagine?
- I never realized allergists were such radical feminists. I mean, they never tell you to take anti-hertamines.
Feminist Quotes Jokes
Here is a list of funny feminist quotes jokes and even better feminist quotes puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong? Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
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What funny jokes about feminist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean female jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make feminist pranks.
I was talking to a feminist today when she told me about the Dwayne Johnson Rule.
I'd never heard of it before but apparently in order to determine if a particular comment is appropriate to say to a woman, you should first ask yourself, Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson? If not, don't say it.
I thought this sounded like a great rule, so I told her, Your chest is epic.
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(Original) What do you call a feminist government?
A d**...-hater-ship.
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
THAT IS NOT FUNNY!
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How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.
Men can be Feminists, too.
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A feminist once asked me, "What's your view on l**...?"
I said "1080p"
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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That's not funny
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How do you confuse a feminist
Tell her you won't let her make a sandwich for you because she is female
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Snake: *hissssssssss*
Feminist snake: \*herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr\*
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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So people don't confuse them with feminists.
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Optimist: "This glass is half full"
Pessimist: "This glass is half empty"
Feminist: "This glass is r**... me"
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SRS bait.
How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
what's the difference between a subtraction sign and a feminist
a subtraction sign actually makes a difference
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic.
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Feminists are the reason I am single
If it wasn't for them, some girl out there would've been forced to settle for me by now.
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What do you call a skinny feminist?
Photoshopped.
What do you call a happy cow?
Laughing stock.
What do you call a grumpy cow?
A Feminist
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Feminist have invented a new form of birth control that kills any s**... with a Y chromosome.
It's called sonblock.
First joke on here. Came up with that while camping this past weekend.
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What's more useless than a c**... at a feminist rally?
Everyone there.
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What do you call a basement full of feminists?
A whine cellar.
What do guns and feminists have in common?
They are very loud when triggered.
What's a feminist's favorite subject?
Triggernometry.
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A feminist and a linguist walk into a bar
They sit down and begin a conversation.
The linguist asks, "Do you have any siblings?"
The feminist replies, "Yes, I have a sister. I'm very close with she."
The linguist, confused, tries to correct her. "Don't you mean 'with her'?"
The feminist is outraged and screams, "Stop objectifying women!"
How can you tell you're playing poker with a feminist?
They'll insist that Kings and Queens have equal value.
My 6 year old daughter told me this morning that she wanted to grow up and be a feminist..
I told her she could only choose one.
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What did the man say to the feminist to get her angry?
Nothing. The fact that he didn't say anything to her made her think that he thought he was superior and therefore a sexist, misogynistic, s**... of the earth
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'Calm Your t**...' is derogatory.
Feminists reccomend, instead :
'De-stress the b**...",'Soothe your b**...', 'Give that Chest a Rest', 'Don't have a Rack Attack'
and
'Hakuna the Tattas'
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As a feminist who's fairly critical of her own movement, this made me laugh:
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That's not funny.
How many feminists does it take to change a tire?
One, men can also be feminists
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Chuck Norris walked into a feminist convention
Walked out with a sandwich and his shirt ironed.
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How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?
One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
A feminist asked me how I see lesbian relationships.
"In HD" was apparently the wrong answer.
What is a misogynist?
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
Why do feminists hate the US Postal Service?
Because it is a mail dominated industry
Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because if they didn't, people would mistake them for feminists.
What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
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What does an american teenager and a middle eastern feminist have in common?
They're both getting s**....
What is the difference between a hand grenade and a feminist ?
A hand grenade only gets triggered once
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What's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
The knife has a point.
P.s: please don't kill me feminists, it's just a joke
Did you hear about the feminist light bulb?
It empowers itself
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How many feminists does it take to make a sandwich?
12
One to make the sandwich,
One to excoriate men for creating hunger,
One to blame men for inventing such a laborious recipe,
One to suggest the whole "putting meat in between two non-consenting flaps of bread" bit to be too "r**...-like",
One to deconstruct the Bologna sausage itself as being p**...,
One to blame men for not making the sandwich,
One to blame men for trying to make the sandwich instead of letting a woman do it,
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from eating,
One to blame men for creating a society where women make too many sandwiches,
One to advocate that sandwich makers should have wage parity with Michelin star chefs,
One to alert the media that women are now "out-sandwiching" men,
And one to take pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
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So this doctor walks into a bar and he orders a beer...
**Feminist:** Why isn't the doctor a woman? Does it have to be a man? You know women can be doctors too!
**Me:** Okay, this FEMALE doctor orders a beer-
**Feminist:** Why is she drinking a beer in a bar? She's obviously an intelligent woman for being a doctor, why would she subject herself to such a male environment?
**Me:** Okay, she's not in a bar, she's um, at a… baseball game, and she orders a beer from one of the stands-
**Feminist:** Why would a strong independent intelligent woman doctor be supporting a male dominated sport?!!!!!! That's so oppressive! The men will look at her so demeaningly with no respect for what she has achieved!
**Me:** … Okay fine, I just won't tell the joke then.
**Feminist:** If you seriously can't tell a joke without being sexist then you're not actually funny at all. I bet the original male doctor was White too, you racist.
How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her that she is not allowed to make you a sandwich.
How can you tell when a feminist is about to say something smart?
It's always preceeded by "A man once told me..."
/me ducks and runs for cover. :D
Happy Feminists Day! :)
What do you call a feminist with a flat tire?
Stranded.
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Why do feminists hate church music?
Because of all the Hymns.
What's a feminist's least favorite food?
Gender rolls
What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?
Her personality
Have you heard about the new Marvel feminist superhero?
Anti-Man
How do you agitate an achy feminist runner?
massage a knee
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Why do sumo wrestlers shave?
Because they dont want to be confused with feminists.
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Heard today that most feminists are l**...
that's why they can't think straight.
Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?
Because she refused to make a sandwich
Did you hear about that Feminist boxer who lost all her matches?...
... She blames it on her rights...
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a feminist...
I would have 77 cents
Source: Male
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife has a point
