Femininity Jokes
48 femininity jokes and hilarious femininity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about femininity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Femininity Short Jokes
Short femininity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The femininity humour may include short jokes also.
- My wife, to our therapist: He always misunderstands simple questions. Therapist, to me: What does she mean?
Me: It's a feminine pronoun, - My Spanish teacher taught me the word for "Transgender" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine
- Aerosmith According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handle a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady.
- My wife told me that I should be more in touch with my feminine side… …so I went out and wrecked the car…then I got mad at her for the way she looked at me, 4 years ago.
- They said to get in touch with my feminine side. So I did, and my next paycheck was 22% less.
- I want to get one of those LA hats everyone has nowadays When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?"
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article" - All feminine hygiene products now on sale for HALF PRICE But hurry - it's just for the Christmas period.
- It seems that today you either have to dress like a masculine motor king or a feminine flower queen; I wish there was a middle ground. A daisy duke if you will.
- Want to reduce the gender pay gap? Change your major from feminine interpretive dance to electrical engineering.
- The french language is difficult because there are two genders to remember. But in German there are three: Masculine, feminine and Angela Murkel
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Femininity One Liners
Which femininity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with femininity? I can suggest the ones about and .
- I decided to get in touch with my feminine side today ...so I made myself a sandwich.
- Why does the feminine man float on fire? Because he is flamboyant!
- How does The Flash deal with feminine criminals? With flashbangs.
- When I tried to get in touch with my feminine side... she slapped me.
- I like my women like I like my beverages! Really feminine.
- What's the feminine name for the Internet Highway? e-Lane
- What do you get when you combine a feminine wig and a leather sandal? A Mirkinstock.
- People sometimes say "feminine wiles..." Is that like cooking "while" cleaning?
- Why is the universe feminine in nature? Because it's made up of galaxies.
- Order a pizza and we'll tell you which feminine hygiene product you should use. Nt
- The men's room was occupied I guess I feel a little feminine today
- What do you call a movie about feminine hygiene products? a period piece
Femininity Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about femininity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make femininity pranks.
Cynical Meanings
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Computer gender joke
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is impossible to understand for everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem;
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model.
The Forgetful Golfer
A man was playing a full round of golf and forgot his score card in the middle of his game. Since he did not know what hole he was on, he asked a female golfer who was teeing off what hole she was starting. "This is the 14th hole." The man then knew that he had finished the 13th and continued his game. After he had finished, he saw the same female golfer in the clubhouse and bought her a drink as a thank you. The two started a conversation and he asked her what she did as a job. She blushed, then replied. "You have to promise not to laugh, but I sell feminine hygiene products." The man is laughing hysterically and the woman is embarrassed. "Hey! I told you not to laugh!" she said angrily. He stopped laughing and said "No, no. I'm not laughing at your job. You see I sell toilet wipes and such so I'm the hole behind you!"
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What's the difference between rick perry and Summers Eve?
One is a feminine hygiene product, and the other is a disposable d**....
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A blonde is about to solve a crossword...
... but still misses some answers.
She asks for a help her best friend,
"Jane, could you help me solving this pls. - the clue says 'Feminine i**... part' - with 4 letters.."
"Across or down?" asks her friend.
"It's across"
"Then it should be lips"
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A Comparison of the Different Languages
**French**: This chair is feminine. "La Chaise"
**Italian**: This chair is feminine! "La Sedia"
**German**: This chair is masculine. "Der Stuhl"
**English**: This chair is an object, I don't see how it has a gender.
**Japanese**: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up calling your mother a pair of rotten t**... instead.
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A British guy, a Frenchman and a Russian were in a bar debating
whether Adam and Eve were British, French, or Russian.
The British guy says, " Obviously they were both British, observe how Adam offered Eve some of his apple after he received it from her, true British manners".
French guy says: "Non, non, monsieur they were both French. First of all they were both n**..., and Eve was so feminine and seductive and drove Adam nuts".
Russian guy says: "Both of you are wrong. I can prove conclusively that Adam and Eve were nothing but Russian. They had no clothes. They had no heat. All that was left to eat was one lousy apple and they called it paradise!"
[My first ever submission!] A man is driving through a shady part of town...
...When he pulls up at a stop sign.
A woman of the night, about 3 inches tall, approaches his car and shouts to him in a voice that betrays any femininity; "Hey darl, you looking for a good time? I'm only 10 cents per hour."
The driver replies "Sorry, I don't want any micro-transactions."
So i have this over the top gay friend..
He gets really screechy and table slappy when we watch hockey.
Slapping the table top and screeching in a high pitched feminine voice when his team scores a goal.
I wonder what in his past made him this way?
Was it caused by trauma?
Did he not get enough attention from his father?
Was he molested by his uncle?
Seriously people aren't just born Maple Leaf fans!
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As a man i avoid wearing pink shirts or anything too feminine ..
thats why my bra and p**... are always black.
A wife comes home from a long day at work
She goes to her room and she sees a pair of feminine feet in the bed with a pair of manly feet.
Assuming that her husband is cheating on her, she goes into a rage and starts beating their legs.
After about 20 seconds of punching, she hears her husband call from the kitchen Honey! Just wanted to let you know your parents are here
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What do you do when a feminine hygiene product catches on fire?
You throw it on the ground and t**... it.
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c**... is feminine...
With the masculine form mooseknuckles. What is the feminine form of sausage fest?
A tourist in Madrid
A tourist hires a guide to show him around Madrid. He tells the guide, "If you don't mind, I'm trying to learn Spanish, so if I say something wrong, please correct me." The guide agrees, and they set off walking.
A fly happens to buzz by, and the tourist says, "Look at the *mosco*!" The guide corrects him, "No, señor, the word you want is *mosca*, a feminine noun."
The tourist watches the fly carefully for a few moments. Then he turns back to the guide and says, "You must have fantastic eyesight!"