The Best 29 Feminine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Feminine jokes. There are some feminine mes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these feminine rosie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Feminine Jokes and Puns

My Spanish teacher taught me the word for "Transgender"

I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine

My wife told me that I should be more in touch with my feminine side…

…so I went out and wrecked the car…then I got mad at her for the way she looked at me, 4 years ago.

I decided to get in touch with my feminine side today

...so I made myself a sandwich.

As a man i avoid wearing pink shirts or anything too feminine ..

thats why my bra and panties are always black.

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side

So I crashed the car


My wife said that I should get in touch with my feminine side.

So I crashed the car.

Then I ignored her all day for no reason.

A Comparison of the Different Languages

**French**: This chair is feminine. "La Chaise"

**Italian**: This chair is feminine! "La Sedia"

**German**: This chair is masculine. "Der Stuhl"

**English**: This chair is an object, I don't see how it has a gender.

**Japanese**: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up calling your mother a pair of rotten testicles instead.

Feminine joke, A Comparison of the Different Languages

My wife asked me to get more in touch with my feminine side.

So I wrecked the car.

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side

So i crashed the car.
Then ignored her the whole day for no reason.

They said to get in touch with my feminine side.

So I did, and my next paycheck was 22% less.

Why does the feminine man float on fire?

Because he is flamboyant!

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My girlfriend told me to be more in touch with my feminine side.

So I crashed the car. And ignored her all day for no reason.

How does The Flash deal with feminine criminals?

With flashbangs.

I want to get one of those LA hats everyone has nowadays

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?"

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

A wife comes home from a long day at work

She goes to her room and she sees a pair of feminine feet in the bed with a pair of manly feet.

Assuming that her husband is cheating on her, she goes into a rage and starts beating their legs.

After about 20 seconds of punching, she hears her husband call from the kitchen Honey! Just wanted to let you know your parents are here

All feminine hygiene products now on sale for HALF PRICE

But hurry - it's just for the Christmas period.

Feminine joke, All feminine hygiene products now on sale for HALF PRICE

It seems that today you either have to dress like a masculine motor king or a feminine flower queen; I wish there was a middle ground.

A daisy duke if you will.

So i have this over the top gay friend..

He gets really screechy and table slappy when we watch hockey.

Slapping the table top and screeching in a high pitched feminine voice when his team scores a goal.

I wonder what in his past made him this way?

Was it caused by trauma?

Did he not get enough attention from his father?

Was he molested by his uncle?

Seriously people aren't just born Maple Leaf fans!

Want to reduce the gender pay gap?

Change your major from feminine interpretive dance to electrical engineering.


What's the difference between Rick Perry and Summers Eve?

One is a feminine hygiene product, and the other is a disposable douche.

The french language is difficult because there are two genders to remember. But in German there are three:

Masculine, feminine and Angela Murkel

When I tried to get in touch with my feminine side...

she slapped me.

What do you do when a feminine hygiene product catches on fire?

You throw it on the ground and tampon it.

Cameltoe is feminine...

With the masculine form mooseknuckles. What is the feminine form of sausage fest?

I like my women like I like my beverages!

Really feminine.

What's the feminine name for the Internet Highway?

e-Lane

Feminine joke, What's the feminine name for the Internet Highway?

What do you get when you combine a feminine wig and a leather sandal?

A Mirkinstock.

People sometimes say "feminine wiles..."

Is that like cooking "while" cleaning?

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the feminine perceptions jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working feminine feminist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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