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Female Pilot Jokes

16 female pilot jokes and hilarious female pilot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about female pilot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Female Pilot Short Jokes

Short female pilot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The female pilot humour may include short fighter pilot jokes also.

  1. I just got off an aeroplane piloted by an all female flight crew. It was an unmanned aircraft.
  2. One of the reasons for the low number of female pilots has been found to be.. the cockpit !
  3. If a female fighter pilot shoots down a lot of enemy airplanes, she might plausibly be called a heroine. But if she shoots up a lot of h**..., she will probably not be called an enemy airplane.

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Female Pilot One Liners

Which female pilot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with female pilot? I can suggest the ones about airplane pilot and pilot.

  1. What do you call a cockpit when the pilots are female? The box office.
  2. What do you call an airplane's cockpit if it's staffed by female pilots? The Box Office.
  3. Do female pilots sit in a cuntpit?
  4. If multiple female jet pilots engage in air combat, would that be a cat fight?

Female Pilot Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about female pilot you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aircraft pilot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make female pilot pranks.

A flight attendant sees a suspicious couple on board...

She decides to report it to the pilot immediately.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! The female passenger looks pretty frightened and the man she is with looks dangerous!"
The pilot responds, "Patricia, I've told you before. This is Air Force One..."

TIL Older forms of English kept Latin's gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

Two pilots were accused of s**... harassment.

HR said a female pilot complained about the way they were joking and saying cockpit during the flight. Looking relieved they both got up to leave. HR quickly asks where there going when one pilots says "we don't have a problem, we'll apologize, and we'll never use the term cockpit again. That was totally insensitive of us. From here on out we'll just call it a sky box."

-Trix and -Tor as suffixes

Older forms of English kept Latin's gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women.
So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix. And so on.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for men and women, and **trix is for kids**.

All-Female Crew

As the aircraft was taxiing towards the runway to take off, the voice on the speaker welcomed passengers on board and introduced them to the pilot.
"Your captain is Miss Mary Joystick...."
"You mean to tell me this plane is being piloted by a woman?"asked an alarmed passenger to a stewardess."
"Yes, sir," replied the stewardess. "So is the co-pilot, Miss Jane Understudy. So also are the radio operator and the navigator, they are all women in command."
"I must see this for myself," said the passenger. "Please take me to the cockpit."
"We don't call it that any more, sir," replied the stewardess.