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  1. I got pulled over by a female cop... When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said
    "NOTHING"
  2. How to determine the gender of your cat ? pour some milk in a bowl and place it next to the cat, if she drinks it, your cat is a female, but if he drinks it, the cat is a male
  3. There's a way of telling if an orange is male or female… If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male.
    If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female.
  4. A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The female cashier says: "You must be single." The man answers: "Wow, how did you know?"
    cashier: "Because you're ugly."
  5. As a guy, I refuse to play as a female character in online games. Not because I'm sexist, I just don't think it's right to perpetuate the stereotype that girls are bad at game.
  6. is google male or female? female: because it refuses to let me finish a sentence before making suggestions
  7. Whenever I see a female bus driver, I'm reminded of how far we have come as a society... Then I wait for the next bus
  8. When I professed my love to a female friend she told me she loved me like a brother... We are from the south so things are going good.
  9. Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office. Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.
  10. If hillary clinton won she would've been the first F president. I didn't say female because someone deleted the emale.

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Which femal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with femal? I can suggest the ones about eliminate and sing.

  1. Why is every gender equality officer female? Because it is cheaper.
  2. When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body Then I was born
  3. Shouldn't Iron man be a woman? After all he is a Fe-Male.
  4. What do you call a cockpit when the pilots are female? The box office.
  5. What do you call a female turtle? A clitortoise.
  6. Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out....
  7. all ants are female because if they were male, they would be called uncles
  8. I now understand the 52 genders Male, female, and 50 shades of gay
  9. Did you know 10% of female deer like Mario? It's one in ten doe
  10. Newton's third law of Emotion. For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
  11. What do female reindeer do for fun? Go into town and blow a couple hundred bucks.
  12. How does a male farmer win the heart of a female farmer? Attract her.
  13. What's Iron Man's gender? FeMale
  14. Why are there so few female politicians? It's hard to put makeup on two faces.
  15. Most people don't realize that Iron Man.. Is a Fe-male.

Femal joke, Most people don't realize that Iron Man..

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The first all female spacewalk took place today.

I bet they took forever to get ready.

The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some w**... with her

I said no. I can't deal with high maintenance women

there'r female hormones in beer

So I found out there'r female hormones in beer, cause when you drink beer you argue over trivial things, you don't make any sense, you start to cry and you can't drive anymore.

So, a female friend asked me for my honest, unbiased opinion of her...

...on a scale from 1 to 10. I looked her up and down and said, quickly, "You're an eight." I think she peed a little.

What do you get when you have 50 female pigs and 50 male deer?

One hundred sowsand bucks

What does a female preacher feed her newborn child?

Pastorized milk.

Why are female schoolteachers always so angry?

They have periods every half hour!

Why was the female bank teller angry?

She was going through the change...

What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?

Ivana Pulyova

Why are female inmates bad at grammar?

Because they have their period in the middle of their sentence.

What do you say to a Female comedian who has just had a miscarriage?

"You should work on your delivery".

Why can't female medical examiners have kids?

Because nobody puts baby in a coroner.
Hey, at least it was original, again I will see myself out.

What would the female version of Putin be called?

p**....

Why aren't there many female NASCAR drivers?

Because women always think they're right.

Why are there no female necrophiliacs?

Because dead guys can't spend money.

Why are females so moody when they're on their period?

It's an o**... action.

Did you here about the female thief?

I heard she was a mistake

Why aren't there any female butchers?

Because anytime they touch meat it turns to bone.

‪@Men‬..bet your female friend...

‪..that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button.
You can thank me later.

FEmale

The original iron man. (clever feminist joke I read on a T-shirt. Not actually a huge feminist.)

Why don't female mathematicians use tampons?

They are weary of anything that advertises discrete AND continuous protection.

Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men?

Because they love those new boots!

A female nudist calls for a taxi

The taxi stops and the driver scans her from head to toe, with big bold eyes.
At this the nudist erupts: Haven't you seen a n**... girl before?
Driver : It's not about that, I'm just wondering where have you kept the money to pay me..

First female Astronaut on the Moon.

Female: "Houston, we have a problem.
H:" What?"
Female:"Never mind"
H: What's the problem?
Female: "Nothing"
H:Please tell us?
Female:"You know what the problem is."

why do females love old gynecologists...

because of their shaky fingers

How does a female deer get revenge on her cheating husband?

She goes into town and blows a few bucks!

What do the female reindeer do when they want some fun?

They go into town and blow a few bucks.

As a female carpenter, I'm often asked if I prefer...

To get s**... or nailed...

Why do female zombies have such a terrible s**... life?

Because whenever they shout, "I want you inside me." all of the guys run away.

What does a female millipede do when she doesn't want to make love?

She crosses her legs and says, "No, no. A thousand times, no!"

What is the female equivalent of a sausage fest?

A clam bake

What is a female peacock?

A peacunt

Female m**...

My woman told me that she would never play with her self when she was on her period. .
But I caught her red handed !!

Female Ghostbusters?

What about male Charlie's Angels?

What is a name for a female lawyer?

Sue

Why are there more female than male archeologists?

They always want to find a new bone.

I went to a female Arab boxing match last night.

It was pretty boring, all they threw were high jabs.

What do female ghosts have?

BooOOOooobs.

Why did the female pirate turn lesbian?

Because she did not like sea-men.

If a female fighter pilot shoots down a lot of enemy airplanes, she might plausibly be called a heroine.

But if she shoots up a lot of h**..., she will probably not be called an enemy airplane.

I'm certain there are female hormones in beer.

When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car.

Why are there no female serial killers ??

Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone.

I think there are female hormones in beer

Because, if you start drinking to much you start to get fat and you lose the ability to drive.

What's a female rabbit called?

Rabbitch.

What does a female filmmaker look for in a guy?

His "a**...-pec ratio".

Why did the female asteroid deny her boyfriends marriage proposal?

Because she was scared of comet-ment

What do females and capitalists have in common?

They both exploit the labour of men.

What's the female equivalent of a c**...?

The View

Only females will get this...

Pregnant

Female hormones in a beer

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

What did the female strawberry say to the male strawberry

If you hadn't of gotten so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam...

Why are there no female s**... b**...?

Good luck convincing a girl by telling her if she do it, she will meet 70 virgins in heaven.

Why aren't there many female football teams?

Because you can't convince 11 women to wear the same clothes

Why do females prefer old gynecologists?

Their hands shake.

What do you have, when you have three female pigs and a bunch of male deer?

Three sows and bucks.

If you think female squirt isn't p**...…

Then u**... for a big surprise

What's a female communist objective?

Seizing the means of reproduction.

If EA was a female p**..., she would charge you $80 to come over

Then show up wearing 50 dresses and charge you for each one that you take off

There should be a female only sport in the Olympics called Conclusions.

Women jump to them every day.

My wife's female intuition is so finely tuned...

...she knows I'm wrong before I even open my mouth.

A female flight attendant walks down the isle and offers a man some headphones.

Would you like some headphones? She asks.
The man smiles a large grin.
Why certainly! He says, And how did you know my name was Phones?

What do female racecar drivers wear?

a skkkkiiiirrrrrrrrrrttt.

I wonder if all female demons have a k**... for cars

Because they sure succ-a-bus

Why was the female crocodile disappointed in her mate?

He had a reptile dysfunction

A female f**... asked a male f**... to a date...

He replied, I always knew I was a fungi.

The female Praying Mantis devours the male right after mating.

It's easier to collect life insurance than child support.

A female friend of mine told me that i should act more like a knight

So i stopped showering, brushing my teeth and i r**... her

How do you tell a female ghost from a male ghost?

Booooooooooooooooooooobs

What do a female musician and an elected head of the county police have in common?

She riff.

What does a female snake do after using the restroom?

Viper stuff

What did the female tack say to the male tack after s**...?

I love your tackdick

What happens when a female pig is sad...

She Kermits s**....

What does a female praying mantis ask for from a male p**...?

Head. She always wants head.

Why do female vampires have an advantage over male vampires?

Because they get free supply of blood once a month.

Female parrot thief on the loose

Shes been known to take a cockatoo

How can you tell a female ant from a male ant?

If you put the ant in a glass of water and it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.

What do you say to a female that studied gender science?

Could I have the burger with fries please?

Females stop and think more as they age.

Mental-pause.

Why was the female scarecrow unhappy with her husband?

She was not satisfied with the results of his straw pole.

Femal joke, Why was the female scarecrow unhappy with her husband?

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