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A father and his son go out to fell a tree for Christmas
When the tree is felled and being brought back, the son asks, "Dad are you going to put the tree up yourself?"
"No, son, I'm going to put it up in our living room"
A bus full of senators and deputies crashed and felled down a cliff.
A man happened to be walking by when the accident took place.
The man immediately started to bury all the senators and deputies involved in the accident.
A few minutes later, the police showed up on site.
Cop: What happened?! Where's everyone?!
Man: I buried them.
Cop: What?! None of them survived?
Man: Well some of them said they were still alive and stuff like that but you know how politicians are, I didn't believe them.
A tiny guy applies for a job as a lumberjack.
Sorry, says the head lumberjack, eyeing the man up and down. You're just too small.
Give me a chance to show you what I can do, the guy pleads. You won't regret it.
O.K., says the boss. See that giant oak over there? Let's see you chop it down.
Half an hour later, the mighty oak is felled, amazing the boss.
Where'd you learn to cut trees like that? he asks.
The Sahara Forest. said the man.
Don't you mean the Sahara Desert?
It wasn't called that when I was there..
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