The Best 27 Fellas Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fellas jokes. There are some fellas brotha jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fellas lotta puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Fellas Jokes and Puns

What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

What do you call a really, really quiet piece of meat?

A shh-kebab.
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I love you too, fellas.

Judas: Still on for Friday?

"Jesus: Friday?"

"Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."

"Jesus: The what?"

"Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."

Jared's biggest mistake

Do you know what Jared's biggest mistake was?
Losing enough weight to where could actually catch the little fellas

My wife just put lipstick on. She only does this on special occasions...you know what's next fellas.....

We're going to church.


What did the frog say to the hooker?

"Stribbit".

Don't worry fellas, I know my way out.

A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an interfaith meeting...

The Jew, bragging on his virility, said, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team."

The Catholic, pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing, boy. I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."

To which the Mormon replied, "You fellas ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."

Fellas joke, A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an interfaith meeting...

A cow, a pig and a chicken walk into a bar

The bartender says "fellas, this isn't a protein bar."

Theresa May?

More like Theresa GAY! Amirite fellas.

This entire net neutrality is getting out hand fellas, let's relax and see how Congress can handle this.

Two Irish fellas, Paddy and Murphy are looking for a job

They are walking down the road when they see a sign saying "Tree fellers wanted - apply within"

Paddy says "Hey Murphy, if we find another person we can apply for that".

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Word of advice fellas...

Two hunters are walking through a wooded farmland...

when they come across a giant hole they can't seem to find the bottom of. They wanna know how deep it is, so they see a rusted anvil close by, drag it over, and throw it down the hole. Seconds pass, and they never hear it hit the bottom.

A few seconds later, a goat comes sprinting by, and jumps right into the hole. The farmer comes walking by and asks the hunters "fellas, have you guys seen my goat around here?"

The hunters reply "well he just came running at us 80 mph and jumped down into that hole there!"

The farmer says "well that can't be! He was chained to an anvil!"

A cop, a cowboy, and a construction worker walk into a bar....

The bartender says "Hey fellas, the YMCA is down the street."

Iron Man is sexist

The fellas down at Marvel need to create an Iron Woman. She would use her super strength and agility to get even the toughest stains out of my office slacks.

You know, if you're struggling to get women, fellas, you should come to me.

That way I don't have to cry alone.

Fellas joke, You know, if you're struggling to get women, fellas, you should come to me.

Old folks home

Three old fellas are seated on the front porch of their old folks home. The first one says " I like this place but the only problem I have is I can't pee first thing in the morning. " The second guy says I like our place too It's really really nice but I can't poop first thing in the morning. " The third guy says about 6:00 every morning I pee like a racehorse. And then about 8:00 in the morning I crap so good it would amaze you. Only problem I have is I don't wake up till 9:00.

I ran over 2 Miles yesterday

Such a coincidence that both unfortunate fellas had the same name.

What's the difference between 100,000 political jokes and a kid falling off a bike.

I still laugh every time I see a kid fall off a bike....
(For real this shit just ain't funny anymore fellas.)


Old Age Fun

Told to me by my 80 year old mother. Elizabeth and Gladys were stuck in an older folks home and bored to tears. So they decided to have a little fun and excitement. They go into the closet and strip naked. Then they run through the card room were two old fellas are playing cards. Tom saids to Jim why did you see that? Jim says yes... well what did they have on?.... I don't know, but it sure needed ironed

A pair of sunglasses and a set of jumper cables were lined up waiting to get into a nightclub.....

The bouncer was letting everybody in front of them in but when they get to the velvet rope the bouncer says: Sorry fellas, I can't let you in.

Feeling dejected the sunglasses said Why not?

The bouncer replies Well for a start, you're off your head and your mate here looks like he could start something.

What do you call those guys who cut down trees?

Fellas

Fellas, if your girl has some form of Polyethylene terephthalate in the shape of an equiangular quadrilateral with the hex code of ff0000

get out fast, that's a red flag.


Credit to u/wcollins260

So these three lawyers are zooming along a country road and they get into an accident with a gravedigger.

So the gravedigger pulls himself out of his car and he's okay, but the lawyers are kind of messed up, so he buries them, right there, and walks into town and calls the Sheriff. 'Sheriff,' he says, 'terrible accident I just had. Three lawyers in it, they was all dead, so I buried them.' Sheriff says, "What?
You went ahead and buried them already? Are yousure they was dead?' Gravedigger says reluctantly,
"Well, they said they wasn't, but you know how those fellas lie.

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.

One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge.
He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.
The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."

Three penguins walk into a bar

Three penguins walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Fellas! Who's getting married?!

Fellas joke, Three penguins walk into a bar

"We're looking for a drug dealer," said the police officer, "and you fit the description we've been given."

I said, "That was easy then. What can I get you fellas?"

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