Fell Love Jokes
99 fell love jokes and hilarious fell love puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fell love that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fell Love Short Jokes
Short fell love jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fell love humour may include short sweet love jokes also.
- My wife fell in love with me again during covid-19 I guess you could call it stuck-home syndrome
- Did you hear about the lady who fell in love with a ginger ale salesman? [original!] She was Schwepped off her feet
- The anti pick-up line. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? [pause while smiling] Because it looks like you landed on your face"
I'd love to hear some of yours. - 2 antennas met on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!
- I was in a relationship with Lorraine, but fell in love with Claire Lee. When Lorraine found out, she left me. Then I realized
I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine is gone. - My uncle just died. He fell into a vat of polish at the furniture factory.
It was a terrible end but a lovely finish. - An ice cube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. Bunsen... My flame...I melt whenever I see you," confessed the ice cube.
* Chill, it's just a phase you're going through. * - I fell in love with a female electrician She was a real live wire and i took her ohm with me
- I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on.
(Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke) - Did you hear about the two loaves of bread that fell in love? They decided to raise some dough, put a bun in the oven, and grow mold together.
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Fell Love One Liners
Which fell love one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fell love? I can suggest the ones about fell and sad love.
- I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels She didn't know I existed
- Two red blood cells met and fell in love but alas, it was in vein.
- A woman and a dog once fell in love. He buried his bone in her backyard.
- Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? It was a lawn-distanced relationship
- I fell in love while starting my essay. It was love at first cite.
- A pineapple and a grapefruit fell in love But they're unhappy 'cause they cantaloupe
- I fell in love with a pirate once But in the end it just turned out to be a hook-up.
- I went to prison in Stockholm. I fell in love with the place and just couldn't leave.
- I once fell in love with an encyclopedia I was completely in*fact*uated
- What did the sidewalk say when it fell in love? It was cement to be.
- My window loved my neighbors baseball so much that.. It fell to pieces when they met.
- Did you hear about the two junkies that fell in love? They tied the knot.
- two lemmings in love... They fell for each other!
- A chemist fell in love with an archeologist They're now carbon dating.
- She fell in love with his music... But when she saw Ed... Sheeran!
Fell Love Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fell love you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean love definition jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fell love pranks.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants!
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Did you hear about the blind skunk?
...He fell in love with a f**....
I am both dyslexic and diabetic...
So needless to say I fell in love with the idea of "All You Can Eat Carb Legs".
Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!
Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"
father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.
"The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.
Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father."
Financial Planning like a pro
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. His sickly father told Dan he was going to inherit the business and a fortune but his father's one wish was to see Dan get married and settled before he passed on.
One evening, Dan went to a financial planning seminar, It was given by the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She was bright and personable to boot. Dan fell in love at first sight. He told her, "I may look pretty ordinary, but my father will probably die soon and I will inherit the family business and a large fortune. Impressed, the woman asked Dan for his business card, and three weeks later, she became his stepmother.
A happy family.
Son: Dad, I like this awesome girl and want to date her.
Dad: Who is she?
Son: Our next door neighbor's daughter, Sandra.
Dad: Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that son. I have to tell you something but promise me that you will not tell your mom. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is obviously bummed out. He finds another girl, but dad tells him that is his sister too. This happens a few more time and he gets frustrated. So he decides to tell his mom.
Son: Mom, I am so mad at dad. I fell in love with 4 girls but can't date any of them because dad is their father.
His mom hugs him affectionately and says,
Mom: Son, you can date anybody you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your father.
Who says men don't remember?
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and so she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.
In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewelers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop."
He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door."
Baked Beans.
One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my wife and told her that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my wife seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
She then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. She made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my wife was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my wife returned, apologizing for taking so long. She asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not. At this point, she removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
My mate went to Alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear...
He's Bipolar..
Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
Two antennas met on a rooftop...
...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!
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There was a mother who had three daughters...
...one day the first daughter walks up and asks,
"Mommy, why am I named Rose?"
"Well, when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head."
She walks away. Then the second walks up and says,
"Mommy, why am I named Daisy?"
"Well, when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head."
She walks away. Then third walks up and says,
"DURRUGFLARGLERDAAARGGGH!!!"
"It's ok Cinderblock. I still love you."
I thought I fell in love with my blender
...but now I have mixed feelings
a scallop fell in love with a clam...
and against everyone 's advice they got married. and six short months later sure enough they filed for divorce and went their separate ways. their problem was obvious to anyone who knew them. they were just two shellfish .
Just got a job as a scientist
and I fell in love with the periodic table whilst the music was on.
It was my chemical romance.
What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
My sister's in love with her skydiving instructor.
She really fell for him.
There were two chefs. She was Chinese, he was German.
They fell in love, got married, and opened a restaurant together. The food is terrific, and very interesting; however...
A half hour after you eat there, you are hungry for power.
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I fell in love with a cannibal
And then she stole my heart
I once fell in love with an English Teacher....
...I wrote her a love letter and she corrected it.
Did you hear about the pocket knife that fell in love with a sharpening stone?
They're lawfully whetted now.
Did you hear about the basketball player that fell in love with a midget?
He was nuts over her!
I just fell in love with a girl who builds circuit boards for a living...
I just couldn't *resistor.*
I couldn't help but say "*Ohm* my word, you're gorgeous!"
We talked for a while, had quite an *amp-*le conversation.
We eventually went to get lunch and took her *volts-*wagon.
*Current-*ly, I'd say this relationship is working out well.
I swept *Kirchhoff* her feet.
Did you hear about the owl who fell in love with the goat?
They had a hootin-nanny.
Little John fell in love with the teacher.
Little John is sitting in his bench and he is fondly looking at the teacher. It got little uncomfortable for her that he doesn't stop watching her so she said to him:
- John, why do you watch me all the time?
- Well, I love you - spoke John.
- But I do not love children - says his teacher.
- It's okay, we'll be careful.
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One day, two o**... donors fell in love with one another.
Eventually they didn't have eyes for one another
Did you hear about the two radios that fell in love?
The wedding was boring but the reception was terrific.
I fell in love with my captor while being tortured in the US.
She was my Guantanamo Bae.
I fell in love with a mosquito..
The love bites were swell.
2 Sequoias fell in love.
It was just chemis-tree.
Did you hear about the angel with a crack in his chassis?
He fell in love with a mechanic.
David Bowie once fell in love with a beautiful Asian girl named Jessica Chang
He wrote a song about it.
"Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch Chang Jess!"
My dad traveled to South Korea and fell in love with a woman...
Turns out she was his Seoul mate
What happened to the guy who fell in love with the Encyclopedia?
He was completely in-fact-uated
If you fell for an AI, would it be love at first byte?
I fell in love with a cucumber farmer.
We had many good years together but then, as these things do, it turned sour.
Long story short: I'm in a bit of a pickle.
Cupid would be a more believable character...
...if the people he shot rushed into marriage rather than fell in love
Have you heard about that unreleased Star Wars script in which Luke fell in love and got married?
It ended in the force.
There was once two trees who fell in love. One day they decided to have a baby. The mother wanted a boy whilst the father wanted a girl. They waited until the last day to find out the gender of the gender. They was told it was a boy. The father looked down and said in disappointment...
It's tree son then.
A brother and sister fell in love and got married....
Guess you could say they were made for each other.
My friend fell in love with a girl from his primary school so he gave her a big kiss
Now he can't teach there anymore
Ant-eno and Ant-uma met, fell in love, and had a child
Their child is conveniently called Ant-enna.
I just opened a Christmas card and a yorkshire pudding fell out..
Gotta love my Auntie Bessie
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We just fell in love with the house we had to buy it
Oh so you're homosexual?
An electrician installed two aeriels on the same roof . . .
The aeirels quickly fell in love, went on many dates and were soon married. The wedding went off without a hitch . . .
But there was no reception.
A man fell in love with a mermaid
Everything went on smoothly until his mother began to smell something fishy.
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One day during a war....
A tall, strong and handsome Roman soldier broke into a house where he found two luscious maidens and their matronly nurse.
Chuckling with glee, he roared, "Prepare thyselves for a conquest, my pretties."
The lovely girls fell to their knees and pleaded with him, "Do with us as thou wilt, O Roman, but spare our faithful old nurse."
"Shut thy mouth," snapped the old nurse. "War is war."
I fell in love with a Dentist, she broke up with me.
Now my heart has a cavity no one can fill.
A man was hospitalised for 3 weeks.
He fell in love with the young pretty nurse.
He sent her a note: "You have stolen my heart".
The Young Nurse in panic responded: No Sir, We have stolen your kidney, haven't touched your heart.
She fell in love with...
She fell in love with an electrician, and she got shocked.
She fell in love with an artist, and things got sketchy.
She fell in love with a musician, and she got played.
She fell in love with a photographer...
Tom lost a foot in a traffic accident.
Years later, he fell in love with Mary. Tom didn't tell Mary his disability, worrying that she might leave him.
Tom loved Mary so much that he proposed to her and she said yes.
The next day after the wedding, Mary called her mother angrily : " My husband has only one foot "
Her mother calmly replied :" Your father has only 6 inches ."
What did the couple do that fell for each other right after the pope died?
They found love in a popeless place.
When they fell in love, they carved their initials into a tree.
When they got married, they added a year. And for each kid, initials and a year. Then finally one day, while camping under the tree, it fell and killed them all. Which goes to show that karma's a birch.
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A worker was stopped by a cop at the gates of a winery
Cop: "Sorry the winery is closed today due to an ongoing investigation. Please go home."
Worker: "What happened?"
Cop: "One of your colleagues fell into a wine tank and ended up drowning."
Worker: "Oh my God. That is terrible."
Cop: "It appears he died doing what he loved doing."
Worker: "How can you say that! Everyone hates working here!"
Cop: "Well, the CCTV footage showed him getting out of the tank five times to take a p**...."
Mayonnaise
In 1912, the Titanic sank and everyone still talks about it to this day.
But only weeks after the incident, another ship fell victim to the harsh ocean. This was a large cargo ship that contains various products that were supposed to be delivered to Mexico, among them were sugar, coffee beans, but the bulk of the shipment comprised of mayonnaise. You see, Mexicans love mayonnaise. That's why when it happened on a sad day in May 5th, the whole mexican wept for the fallen sailors and the delicious products they were supposed to enjoy.
Since then, the day of mourning came to be: >!Sinko De Mayo!<