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Golden Toilet

Two colleagues, Elon and Felix, meet after work and Felix is all excited: "Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to this dude's house who had toilet made of gold!"
"You're kidding!".
"Nope" said Felix as he took Elon to the house.
They rang the doorbell and a middle-aged lady opens and Felix asks,"Can we see the toilet made of gold?"
The lady looks at him for a moment and then yells inside the house, "Roger, the pig that s**... in your t**... is here!"

"honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly?"

"who? Tim, Felix or the fat one?"

I met Felix Baumgartner the other day...

He's a really down to earth guy

I'd share with you the audio log of Felix Baumgartner's jump again...

...but I'd hate to sound like a broken record.

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