Fees Jokes

35 fees jokes and hilarious fees puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fees that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Fees jokes abound in the corporate and legal world. Unforeseen fees, lawyer fees, school fees, and federal fees can all become punchlines in unexpected ways. Get ready to laugh at the often absurd world of fees that we all know too well.

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Best Short Fees Jokes

Short fees puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fees humour may include short costs jokes also.

  1. Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it...
  2. It was hard to come to terms with the death of my wife. But eventually the hitman and I agreed on a fee.
  3. I heard the pope's first choice for a guest was in fact Hillary... But he couldn't afford her speaking fees
  4. I saw a missing poster for Schrödinger's cat It had a $500 finders fee if returned dead and alive.
  5. Netflix's new subscription fees are so high I've had to stop paying the heating bill, Brings a whole new meaning to Netflix and chill…
  6. A boss announces to his staff: I've lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I'm offering a 100 dollars finder's fee! A voice in the background says: I'm offering 200!
  7. Yesterday I was charged $10,000 dollars for sending my cat into space. It was a cat astro fee.
  8. car service outrage I recently paid $300 for a limousine and I just found out the fee doesn't include a driver.
    I can't believe I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
  9. How can you tell if a letter in your mailbox is a boy or a girl? If it's a bill, it's fee mail.
  10. Just got the email "Webinar on how to avoid frauds is cancelled" And the fee is non-refundable.
Fees joke, Just got the email "Webinar on how to avoid frauds is cancelled"

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about fees can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of fees puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Fees One Liners

Which fees one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fees? I can suggest the ones about fines and tuition.

  1. I was recently diagnosed with a fear of giant. Fee-fi-phobia.
  2. I've heard that U2 has never paid legal any legal fees Their lawyers all work pro-Bono.
  3. What's a crow's favorite drink? CAW-fee.
  4. America is a free country! Shipping fees not included.
  5. Where do cats stand when they want to buy a train ticket? In the FEE-line.
  6. I was invited to a Mexican party, but I had to pay to get in It was a fee-esta.
  7. How do philosophers make money? Philoso-fees!
  8. I wish prostitutes would learn a lesson from eBay ...and do away with insertion fees.
  9. I have a chronic fear of giants. It's a fee-fi-phobia
  10. Hillary will give her concession speech... Since somebody paid her $250,000 speaking fee.
  11. Why should you always bring money to LBGT pride parades? Trans-action fees
  12. How do duck lawyers charge their fees? Bill-able hours
  13. How do you call a man working at IRS? A fee-male
  14. I tried to put up a photo of myself on eBay... But there were too many sale fees
  15. Why did Hillary wait to give her concession speech? She needed time to negotiate her fee.

Lawyer Fees Jokes

Here is a list of funny lawyer fees jokes and even better lawyer fees puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A man goes to the lawyer: What is your fee? Lawyer says: 1000 US dollars for 3 questions.
    Man: Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive?
    Lawyer: Yes, what is your third question?
  • Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
    A: No fee–If No Recovery!
  • How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
    Just say, "Fees."

School Fees Jokes

Here is a list of funny school fees jokes and even better school fees puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I was going to go to Psychic School... ...But I couldn't afford the intuition fee.
Fees joke, I was going to go to Psychic School...

Laughter Fees Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about fees you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean taxes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make fees prank.

A woman was arrested for bringing her own popcorn, candy, and soda to the movie theater.

She was fined and had to pay court fees, but the good news is she still came out a few bucks ahead from if she would have bought the popcorn at the theater.

I discovered my mother in law has weekly sessions with l**... himself on how to be even more vicious.

I've no idea what kind of fees she's charging him.

First time in Vegas

I stayed for one night. Checked out in the morning, the bill was $250, and they had added resort fees, and I asked what the heck is that for?! She said the hotel had a pool and internet here and available for use. I said I didnt even use them! She said Well they were here and available and you could've used them.
So I just wrote out a check, but made it out for $50 and handed it to her. She said: Sir this check is for only $50.
I said That's right! I charged you $200 for sleeping with me.
But I didn't! she said.
I said: Well I was here and available, and you could have!

Valentines special! $500.00

We arrest you in front of your wife and release you on Sunday.
It includes fishing license, poles, boat fees, tent, beers and all necessities for the whole weekend.
We come in full police uniforms and blue lights.

TicketMaster was just fined $10 million for hacking into a competitor

At least they were told it would be $10 million, but when they went on the court's website to pay the fine, the site tacked on a bunch of "processing fees" and "venue charges" and the total came out to more like $15 million.

Calculator app

My 12-year-old daughter made this up.
She said she got a calculator app for her phone but it didn't give a plus key unless she paid additional fees.

What kind of pictures does Shaun Connery take?

alt. What kind of pictures do fish take?
alt. What do hermit c**... call their utility bills?
Shell Fees
alt. Why did my wife leave me?

Never fall for offers of a free boat..

They'll always get you with the shipping fees

Fees joke, Never fall for offers of a free boat..

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The impact of these fees jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.