Feeling Unwell Jokes
4 feeling unwell jokes and hilarious feeling unwell puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about feeling unwell that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Feeling Unwell Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I handed my wife some paracetamol.
I handed my wife some paracetamol (i.e Tylenol), to which she gave me an odd look. She asked me "why would I want these?"
"Do you not have a headache?"
"No" she responded.
"Not feeling unwell at all?"
"No, I am feeling perfectly fine".
"That's great, we can have s**... this evening then".
A guy goes to the doctor, feeling slightly unwell.
He goes in and asks the doctor if he can do some tests to see what it is.
The doctor comes back 10 minutes later and says, "Good news: you have a rare disease. Bad news, you have a rare disease."
The guy asks,"So what is it? What's the disease called?"
The doctor says,"Your choice."
A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live."
The man said: "Can you do something for me?" "Yes," he said. "I'll boil you an egg."
Ever since my toaster has been broken I have been feeling unwell.
I guess I must be lack toast intolerant.
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