Feel Good Jokes
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- I told my wife, "I feel bad for saying this but you are getting loose and it doesn't feel as good anymore" She replied, "don't feel bad, it's not your fault!"
- My friend at work got the Johnson and Johnson vaccine and said he didn't feel too good the next day I told him, "What do you expect from taking two Johnsons at once?"
- My friend with benefits asked when a good time to visit was. I said, "Whenever you feel like coming."
- A girl looks at the mirror and says "Mom, I look really ugly, can you compliment me and make me feel better?" The mother says "Wow you have really good eyesight!"
- I once volunteered to help out at a special needs school I played games with them like football, tennis, basketball etc.
It makes you feel so good inside...
Because you always win. - „Honey, I feel so ugly and fat, I really need a compliment from you... „Babe, your observation skills are really good.
- My wife suggested I should read Pride and Prejudice, but I said no. I'm too good for it, and I have a feeling it'll try to lecture me.
- Anti Vaxx Dating a girl with an unvaccinated kid is like adopting an old dog. You feel like you're being a good person for accepting it, then you get attached and they die when they're 12.
- Have you heard of that new band 1023 Megabytes ? They're pretty good, but they don't have a gig just yet.
Edit !: just woke up and i feel like the comments are funnier than my joke :( - The wife and I were getting frisky this morning and I asked her to use her hand to make me feel good ...so she counted out the number of hours left until Trump is no longer President.
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Feel Good One Liners
Which feel good one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with feel good? I can suggest the ones about happy feel and good mood.
- What do you call the feeling of relief after a good dump? Shatisfaction
- It's hard to make good Power Rangers jokes. Most of the time, they feel Super Megaforced.
- What were James Brown's last words? I don't feel good
- I accidentally used the dog's shampoo this morning I feel like a good boy.
- Where do you put Giraffes that don't feel good? Giraffe-Sick Park
- Being in Finland in these times makes me feel so good. Lots of indoor finns.
- why was the fruit not having a good day he was feeling MELONcholy
- My grievance counsellor died recently He was so good I didn't feel a thing!
- How did the international good shipment feel as it crossed the border? Tarrified.
- The guy I was arguing with just killed himself feels good to finally win an argument
- Why did Spider-Man go to the hospital? Because he didn't feel so good.
- "Therapist" is actually two words. But only one of them feels good.
- What did the spider say to the bird? Mr. Stork, I don't feel so good...
- I'm absolutely good at catching two things: cold and feelings.
- I went to a Gorillaz concert recently... It was definitely a Feel Good experience.
Charming Humor Feel Good Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about feel good you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean happy mood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make feel good pranks.
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If you've had s**... with less than 536 people, then having s**... with you is a more exclusive club than going into space.
I though I'd post something my ex-girlfriend could feel good about.
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There's a new type of h**... on the market that's called "Jesus Christ"
Finally a way for people to feel good after taking the lord's name in vein
An Australian with two bad eyes may not be the best at making you feel good...
But an Aussie with one good eye might...
Smokey the Bear says "Only YOU can prevent wildfires!"
Half the world is burning right now.
*I hope you feel good about yourself.*
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Politics is like m**...
Whether you use the left or the right, you're going to get a similar result. It'll feel good fat first, but then it'll just stink and someone's going to have to clean it up.
First day back in the office on Boylston not going so well. Feel good jokes?
Hey guys, so our office is right between where the two bombs went off in Boston last week. They opened everything back up last night, and so we're back in today. I saw a lot of stuff that I never wanted to last week, and it seems like I'm the only one here (out of 6 employees) that is really struggling with this.
Can you help me get through today with some feel good jokes?
A joke I made myself
So, I was walking around down town last night and decided to try the popular trend of "walking into a bar" and I did it, and I say that it's a horrible trend! Walking straight into metal does not feel good!
What is a Japanese person's favorite Korean food?
kimchi, because it makes them feel good. (I woke up at 4am for this.)
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves!
I accidentally ate hand sanitizer with my food
I didn't feel good afterwards but I will admit that the diarrhea that followed left me feeling quite cleansed
Why do I love putting down kids without parents?
Cause endorphins make me feel good.
Moses was the first hippie.
He was a guy who came from the hills with long hair and sandals, and he brought with him tablets that made everybody feel good.
Why does a shower feel good but rain feels bad?
Consent
My wife never lets me win just to make me feel good about myself.
She also never lets me win just to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm going to make a bumper sticker and put Honk if you think I'm pretty
And then I'm going to start stopping at green lights so I can feel good about myself.
What are people who shove needles in you and give you pills to make you feel good?
Doctors.
Spider-Man Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Everything's, going dark
"I don't feel good Mr. Stark"
Oh nooooo, there went Spider-Man
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Wearing socks with sandals or flip-flops
Doing this is like a man getting a b**... from another man: It may feel good, but look down and you realize just how gay it is.
Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Alexa make me feel good.
Ok. Releasing Carbon Monoxide.
Did you hear about the crossdressing pothead?
I heard they're calling him the feel good drag.
What does Damon Albarn write his songs with?
Feel Good Inc.
I always feel good about giving the money to the homeless,...
Now they can afford more signs.
One day, a 7 year old boy went to visit his grandmother.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said: "Grandma, why don't you have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV-set is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs makes me feel good and the comedies makes me laugh. I'm happy with my it as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV-set, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting knobs, trying to get it focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood his grandpa's old friend, now the grandma's minister.
The minister said: "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied: "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend!"
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Seventy-five-year-old Marvin goes to the local mall and tries to find a gift for his wife for Women's Day.
Upon passing a l**... store, Marvin realizes that his wife has never bought any l**... in her life.
He gets the idea to buy his wife something s**... to make her feel good and young.
Marvin goes into the store and tells the clerk to wrap up the most expensive, sheerest negligee she has.
Marvin takes the gift and excitedly runs home to his wife.
Upon finding her in the kitchen he tells her to take the gift upstairs and unwrap it.
He'll wait in the kitchen.
His wife thanks him and goes up to the bedroom.
Once the package is opened she realizes that this is something she's never had before.
She also sees that it is so sheer it leaves nothing to the imagination.
She thinks for a moment and then decides that she'll really surprise Marvin and go downstairs without any clothes on at all.
So she leaves the negligee on the bed and starts down the stairs stark n**....
She calls out: "Marvin, come out to the hallway and look."
Marvin walks out to the staircase, looks up at his wife, and exclaims: "All that money and they didn't even iron it?!"
