Feeding Fish Jokes
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- Give a Man a Fish and You Will Feed Him for a Day. Teach a man to fish and he will spend a fortune on gear he will only use twice a year.
- Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will spend hundreds of dollars on equipment he will
use twice a year - Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied,"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again."
Trump 20:16 - Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and you feed him for the rest of his life.
- Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give a man a poison fish and feed him for the rest of his life.
- Give a man a fish you'll feed him for a day Teach a man to fish and he'll spend thousands of dollars on equipment and go once a year
- Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man another fish and he will be, like, "fish, again?"
- Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for the day. Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend.
- Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.... Feed a man to your fish, and feed your fish for like 6 months
- Teach a human to fish and you'll feed them for a lifetime... Teach a fish to human and you've got a scientific breakthrough.
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Feeding Fish One Liners
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- Give a man a fish and feed him for a day Give a fish a man and feed it for a month
- Give a cat a fish, feed him for a day. No seriously, that's it. Just give us the fish.
- Give a man a fish and he'll feed him self for the day.
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What funny jokes about feeding fish you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fishing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make feeding fish pranks.
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her?
A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day;
give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Everyone thinks..
Everyone thinks Jesus is soooo good, feeding an army with 3 loaves of bread and a fish.
h**...'s not such a bad guy, he made 6 million jews toast.
Sell a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man how to fish and you just lost a customer.
In honor of The Challenger disaster: proof that I have no soul.
How do we know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
Her head and shoulders washed up on the shore.
It was said that Christa's pupils were hit the hardest... by the instrument panel.
As she left for work that day she said to her husband "you feed the dog, i'll feed the fish."
How do you know her eyes were blue?
One blew one way the other blew another way.
Christa used to teach Social Studies ...now she's History
What does NASA stand for? Need another seven astronauts.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Teach him to fish and you get rid of him during weekends.
Aquarium
Dude I: How do know if a fish is male or female?
Dude II: I don't know. How?
Dude I: Well, you take some bread and feed the fishes a little bit... and if she ate it, then it's a female, and if he ate it, then it's a male.
What's the difference between a catfish and a Frenchman?
One is a filthy, slimy, bottom-feeding, s**...-s**... monstrosity with long whiskers, and the other is a fish.
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day
Don't teach a man to fish and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard.
Buy a man a fish, and feed him for a day, but teach a man to fish...
And he has to buy a fishing pole, tackle, fishing line, and acquire a fishing licence.
Give a man a fish
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Teach a man to phish, and he'll steal all your banking information.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...
teach a man to fish and you create a market for bait and tackle.
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.
Give a man a woman, and he'll teach himself how to fish.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Teach a man to fish and he'll flop around on the ground unable to breath
What makes Jesus so special?
People are always b**... on about Jesus and how he's so great because he managed to feed the 5000 with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, what about h**...? He made 8 million Jews toast.
Give a migrant a fish and you'll feed him for the day.
Deport him and local girls won't get r**....
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for life
Teach a fish to man and ARGGHHH AHH AHH IT'S GOT ME
What makes h**... better than Jesus?
Jesus could only feed 5000 people with 5 loaves and 2 fish. h**... made 6,000,000 Jews toast.
Give a communist a fish?
Feed them for a day
Teach a communist to fish
Now government has more fish
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Give a fish that man, and that little fishy has food for like, ever.
Feed a man a fish, he will be hungry in a day
Feed a man to a fish, he will never be hungry again.
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Give a fish a man and we'll all hope that he's vegan.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a day.
The man has amnesia.
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day
Deport a man and you'll never have to feed him again. -Donald J. Trump
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Teach a man how to make a fire and he won't get food poisoning
Feed a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.
Feed a fish a man, and you're no longer welcome at Seaworld.
Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day...
Teach a man to fish, and he'll spend all day drinking beer on a boat.
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you'll feed him for life. Teach multiple men to fish and boom! You've invented capitalism!
I used to have a pet fish...
Sadly it died. It died so soon, in fact, I never even got to feed it.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a dog a chocolate bar, feed it for the rest of it's life.
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.
Teach a man to fish and he's going to spend a fortune on gear he'll only be using twice a year.
If you google about fish
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But if you google about fish just once, you'll see advertisements about fishing for the rest of your days.
Only a fisherman will understand the struggle
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.
Teach a man to fish and he's going to spend a fortune on gear he'll only be using twice a year.
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. ..
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.
Give a man a fish laced with potassium cyanide, and you feed him for a lifetime.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Give a vegan a fish and you'll never hear the end of it
Give a man a fish & you will feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he will cause severe ecological collapses
Give a robot a fish, feed him for a day.
Teach a robot to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Teach a robot to teach other robots to fish, you're out of a job.
Jesus and Michelin Star chefs have one thing in common
They can both feed 5,000 people with 2 loaves of bread and 5 fish
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day
Give a fish a man and you will feed it for a month
"Give a poor man a fish and you will feed him for a day
Give a poor man a poisoned fish and you will feed him for the rest of his life"
Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day,
Teach a man to fish and he'll develop an addiction to buying fishing supplies he'll use once every few months.
What's the difference between a politician and a blobfish.
Ones a bottom-feeding monster and the others a fish
If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, you can sell him your boat.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll drink all your beer.