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Funniest Feed Hungry Short Jokes
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- *Staring at a barn full of feed* Me: That's alot of feed.
Farmer: Yeah. The cattle eat it.
Me: Man.....that's one hungry cat - How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously? By feeding the poor to the hungry.
- I went to the abortion clinic the other day and i was pretty hungry So I asked the doctor to "feed us"
- Why are people in the Philippines always hungry? Because no matter how much you feed them, you can't fill a pino
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Feed Hungry One Liners
Which feed hungry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with feed hungry? I can suggest the ones about hungry dog and eating food.
- What do you feed a hungry robot? Mega-bites.
Just an average joke by my sister - I want to help feed the hungry But I have too much on my plate right now.
- What did the hungry unborn babies say? Feed us! Feed us!
- If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?
Jawbreakers. - How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry? "It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"
- What's the solution to world hunger? Stop feeding them! They wont be hungry much longer.
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What funny jokes about feed hungry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean food supplies jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make feed hungry pranks.
On a flight from Dublin, Ireland to Boston, the chief flight attendant made an announcement...
"Due to a terrible mistake by the airline's caterer, there are only 80 dinners instead of the 225 required to feed all the passengers on board. To fix the situation, we are offering unlimited drinks to anybody who is willing to give up their meal".
Two hours before landing, another announcement was made. "There are still 80 meals available if anybody is hungry".
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Collection of my favorite Latvian Jokes.
* Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! More bread for me, man think. But bread have worm.
* Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already r**... by soldier.
* Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, Why so long face? Latvian say, I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby.
* Three Latvian are brag about sons. My son is soldier. He have r**... as many women as want, say first Latvian. Zo? second say, My son is farmer. He have all potato he want! Third Latvian wait long time, then say, My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over. Wow! You are win us, say others. But all are feel sad.
* Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
* Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.
* Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.
A billionaire goes for a drive
... and his Rolls Royce pulls up next to a stoplight, and he notices someone on the side of the road picking grass and eating it. He orders his driver to turn right, and park on the side of the road next to the man. He exits the vehicle and walks up to the man, and asks him, "sir, why are you eating grass?" The man says, "I am hungry, and have no money to eat with, so all I have to eat is grass." The billionaire says to the man, "well then, come with me to my mansion and I'll feed you." The man replies with, "I have children, and a wife." The billionaire replies with, "that's fine, bring them too." The man replies with, "we also live with my brother in law, his wife, and his kids." The billionaire replies, "Bring them all, I'll send to have them picked up." The man asks the billionaire, "why sir are you so kind to us?" The billionaire replies with, "my last lawn crew quit, and the grass in the front acre is nearly 2ft tall."
A man is arrested for killing a condor
A man is arrested for killing an endangered condor. Before the judge, the man says, "Your honor, I only killed the condor to feed my hungry family."
The judge says, "Well, I can't charge a man for feeding his family. And I'm curious so I'll let you off with a warning if you answer one question. What did it taste like?"
The man says, Somewhere between a bald eagle and a baby seal."
Two bats are going for their midnight feed
After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.
The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"
The second bat replies, "Follow me. I'll show you."
After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?"
The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"
Other bat says, "I didn't."
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Latvian joke.
I tell Latvian joke:
Latvian man very hungry.
He go in minefield, look for potato feed family.
Many hours, he suddenly find big potato, size of fist!
He quickly pull out pin, put in mouth, s**... whole thing.
Then he say "But why was there pin in potat "
End from joke.
Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."
Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."
A mother is breastfeeding her baby on a plane
The captain comes on and says "we're ready for takeoff." The mother wraps her child and herself up. The plane takes off and the mother opens up and begins to breastfeed her child again. Her seatmate turns to her and says "You must have a hungry child." The mother answers "No, I just feed him to stop his ears from popping as we climb in altitude." The seatmate thinks about that for a moment then replies "And here I've been chewing gum all this time."
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his car...
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his car when he saw a man on the side of the road eating grass. Disturbed and intrigued, he ordered his driver to stop. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
The man said, "I'm hungry and i don't have any money for food."
"Come to my house and I'll feed you," said the lawyer.
"I can't leave my wife and my child," said the man.
"Bring them along, too, of course."
Overjoyed, the man, his wife, and his child got into the lawyer's car. "You are too kind," said the man, "Thank you so much!"
"No problem," said the lawyer. "You'll love my house. The grass is almost a foot high!"