Fedex Jokes

Funniest Fedex Short Jokes

Short fedex jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fedex humour may include short pizzeria jokes also.

1. When my teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I was older, I said, "a postman". They laughed and said I should have more ambition, but now I'm 33 and work at FedEx. OP delivers!
2. my girlfriend is a lot like the Fedex guy. She only comes when I'm not home.
   (Probably not original but I haven't heard it before)
3. So, I delivered a baby today... Easily my weirdest day at FedEx.
   I'm joking, of course.
   I work for UPS.
4. Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They're going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
5. As a Fedex driver myself, I thought this was really funny. The punchline might not make sense to you guys though, because... OP delivers.
6. Fedex Fedex is like my ex, no communication, no respect for my stuff, it never seems to come and somehow it makes me think it's my fault.
7. A friend who works for FedEx told me how to tell a decent joke. It's all about the delivery.
8. A FedEx driver, UPS driver, and USPS driver walk into a bar... Nevermind, you wouldn't get the delivery from the FedEx driver.
9. My wife, an FBI agent, left me because I'm a low level UPS dockworker. Soon enough, though... She'll be my FedEx.
10. I wanted to tell you a FedEx joke... But there was already one yesterday, and I don't want you to get FedUp.

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Fedex One Liners

Which fedex one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fedex? I can suggest the ones about package and shipment.

1. I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx
2. FedEx and UPS tried working together once Didn't last long as they became FedUp.
3. My FedEx delivery guy is also my drug dealer. He just doesn't know it.
   RIP Mitch.
4. Did you hear the joke about the FedEx package? I didn't get it.
5. I just started working for FedEx OP delivers
6. What do you get to you cross Fed-Ex with UPS? Fed Up
7. What do you call a divorced FBI agent? Fed-Ex
8. What do you call a mailman's former girlfriend? FedEx
9. Why is it not a good idea to combine fedex and ups? You will get fedups
10. I left my wife because she eats too much Now she is FedEx
11. What do you call your former "significant other" who works for the government? Fed-ex.
12. FedEx and UPS are merging. Everyone is now Fed-Up
13. Tumblr is like FedEx. Both ship a lot.
14. Those FedEx workers who throw packages... ...Seem to be FedUp.
15. What do you call an East-Indian Fed-ex delivery driver? A currier.

Fedex Ups Jokes

Here is a list of funny fedex ups jokes and even better fedex ups puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Friend told me this one today. Fed Ex and UPS Did you hear Fed-Ex and UPS joined together and made a conglomerate?They called it fed up.
• Did you hear the news that UPS and Fed-ex are going to merge? They're going to be called Fed-UPS.
• Did you hear that the unions for Bridgestone, FedEx, and UPS are pushing for a merger? They wanted to be rebranded as The Local Tired and FedUp.
• Why do women prefer to bang UPS drivers over FedEx drivers? FedEx drivers tend to come early.
• With all the havoc that Christmas deliveries bring, FedEx and UPS decided to come together. Now they're FedUp.
• Have you heard of this new delivery company? It combines the unreliability of UPS and the lateness of FedEx so it was named FedUPS.
• FedEx has come up with a new slogan to compete with UPS "You'll get your package in a blast!"

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Fedex Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about fedex you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean postal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fedex pranks.