Federal Jokes

Funniest Federal Short Jokes

Short federal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The federal humour may include short confederate jokes also.

1. Donald Trump said if I voted for hillary clinton I'd have a President constantly under Federal investigation. I did and we do.
2. l made $48m today and I'm STILL having burger King for dinner. Just another day working at the Federal Reserve.
3. what's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir,
   this is the federal prosecutor's office, informing you that you've been convicted and charged on seven counts of piracy
4. Why do the Politsiya (Russian federal agency) always go around in groups of three? One can read, one can write, and one keeps an eye on the two dangerous intellectuals.
5. They say Federer is the greatest tennis player in Grass Court and Nadal for Clay Court. How about for Djokovic? Federal Court.
6. Did you know that there is a federal law that governs all bbq restaurants? They all must operate within it. It's called Cole's law.
7. The Federal Reserve is fighting a war against inflation Journalists are calling it a conflict of interest
8. If I have 10 guns and a Federal Law forces me to turn in 8 of them, how many will I have left? Thats right... 10.
9. Stick and stones may break my bones But words are triggering and require federal regulation.
10. In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote. A landslide victory against his sole competitor: "*Or else*".

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Federal One Liners

Which federal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with federal? I can suggest the ones about congressional and statutory.

1. What time does Roger Federer go to bed? Tennish
2. Local Apple grower was sent to federal prison this week... In cider trading.
3. What is cat's favorite federal program? war on dawgs
4. Exactly 50% of Roger Federer's name is 'er'! That's it, that's the joke! ;)
5. What kind of car does the chairperson of the Federal Reserve drive? A Fiat
6. TIL that 50% of Roger Federer's... ...name is "er"
7. William Howard Taft was so fat... ...he sat in TWO branches of the federal government.
8. What does Roger Federer call his backup racket? The Federer Reserve
9. What is Roger Federer's favorite number? Ten is.
10. What happens when a wiener encounters puberty? A 21 month federal prison sentence.
11. What are Starbucks two shipping options? Ground and federal expresso
12. Where does the Federal Reserve hide all of its dirty profits? In debasement.
13. What do you call it when homosexual congressmen have lunch together? A Federal Mandate
14. What do you call a group of federal budget makers? An add hock committee.
15. A federal agent walks into a gay bar He was going in to work.

Federal Government Jokes

Here is a list of funny federal government jokes and even better federal government puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• As the United States reopens, the federal government has issued a rapid coronavirus test that's just 25 cents. Heads is positive. Tails is negative.
• In the United States, tomorrow is a Federal Holiday and the government is supposed to be closed for a day.
• I just talked to a furloughed federal employee and told him McConnell might schedule a vote soon to reopen the government. Was there anything he particularly hoped for? Mitch better have my money.
• Due to cutbacks, each states government is asking their citizens to contact them only by fax... If you would like to speak to the Federal government, you'll need an alternative fax
• Today is a good day for the south... They think if the federal government shuts down for 15 hours, they're allowed to secede
• So the United States federal government was going to release a Donald Trump postage stamp... But decided against it fearing people wouldn't know which side to spit on.

Federal Agent Jokes

Here is a list of funny federal agent jokes and even better federal agent puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Last two years I spent time impersonating a Federal Agent. Nobody gave me trouble when they saw me, including the police. Then I turned 8 and decided I wanted to be an astronaut instead.
• Every TSA agent should be re-tasked to a federal oversight taskforce over police brutality. See what cops think when they can't carry more than 3.4 ounces of pepper spray.
• My dad commited a felony today The federal agents showed up at more door to take him away. His wallet went through the wash and now he's going to do time for money laundering.
• Federal Agents stand around the water cooler and discuss passing the buck on the case where 45 y/o Kevin Easterly abducts 16 y/o Amy Yu across state lines to Mexico.

Federal Reserve Jokes

Here is a list of funny federal reserve jokes and even better federal reserve puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If you're going to file a lawsuit against the Federal Reserve what medicine should you take? Sudafed
• What did the man who blamed his nasal congestion on the federal reserve do in response? Sudafed
• Why did the 007 movie about the Federal Reserve being robbed flop in theaters? Because there's just not much interest left in the Bond.
• How can you tell when money is counterfeit? It has the words "federal reserve note" written on it.
• Did you hear about the p**... studio that went to the bank to get a loan? They got a very good interest rate.

The Funniest Federal Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about federal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean presidential jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make federal pranks.