Fecal Jokes
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I've been experimenting with iron, carbon, and aluminum to make a better toilet. I'm going to write a whitepaper on my results.
It's titled The f**... Matter.
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Two pieces of p**... are having a heated argument. A cup of u**... tries to calm them down. One of the poops says Hey, screw off...
...this is a f**... matter!
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Whenever I make spelling mistakes
I just want to ball up in the f**... position.
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I want to start an irritable bowel support group
called f**... matters
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What do you call curling into a ball on the toilet
The f**... position
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I marveled at my handiwork of my latest creation: a fence made entirely from f**... matter
It was a quality shitpost
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What's the difference between dark matter and f**... matter?
None! It's dark, it's invisible, it's everywhere (85%)
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Where did the librarian keep all his f**... samples?
In the scatalogue.
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[Chemist humor] - What is the two-letter elemental symbol for human f**... matter?
Jz
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Why did the hipster doctor dislike taking f**... samples?
Because she was too cool for stool.
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