February Birthday Jokes
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February Birthday Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Birthday
The Judge asks the defendant, When is your birthday Mr McKenzie?
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February 20th, Your Honor.
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And what year?
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Every year, Your Honor"
I was on a date with a woman.
"When's your birthday?" I asked.
'13th of March."
"When's your mother's birthday?" I asked.
"24th of December."
"When's your father's birthday?" I asked.
"1st of October."
"Excellent," I replied. "So, when do you have s**... with someone for the first time?"
"Usually after four dates," she said.
"Ok, when's Valentine's Day?" I asked.
"Um...14th of February."
I said, "Perfect. Back to your place or mine?"
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