February 1st Jokes
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February 1st Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Glass half full
Optimist thinks the glass is 1/2 full.
Pessimist thinks the glass is 1/2 empty.
Excel knows the glass is February the 1st.
I was on a date with a woman.
"When's your birthday?" I asked.
'13th of March."
"When's your mother's birthday?" I asked.
"24th of December."
"When's your father's birthday?" I asked.
"1st of October."
"Excellent," I replied. "So, when do you have s**... with someone for the first time?"
"Usually after four dates," she said.
"Ok, when's Valentine's Day?" I asked.
"Um...14th of February."
I said, "Perfect. Back to your place or mine?"
February 1st, 1234 AD must've been the birth of the worlds best drummer
One / two / one two three four!
What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not?
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