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February 14th Jokes

26 february 14th jokes and hilarious february 14th puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about february 14th that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest February 14th Short Jokes

Short february 14th jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The february 14th humour may include short february days jokes also.

  1. girl answer when boy ask about valentines Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
    Girl: Yes, February 14th.
  2. What's the Difference Between February 14th and July 4th? There isn't any, at least to me, because they're both Independence Day.
  3. For those without a date for Valentines Day... I have one for you!
    It's February 14th.
    You're welcome! Enjoy it!
  4. The archeologist's office was closed early on 14th of February. For a romantic evening of carbon dating.
  5. My gay dyslexic friend is looking forward to the 14th of February. He thinks its Vaseline day
  6. This is the Alaska State Police. Where were you during the night of November 14th to February 12th?
  7. Girls are two types - the ones, who hate February 14th, and the ones, who have a boyfriend.

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February 14th One Liners

Which february 14th one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with february 14th? I can suggest the ones about valentine day and valentines day.

  1. Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day. It's February 14th.
  2. I have a date for Valentines February the 14th
  3. I have a date for Valentine's Day! February 14th
  4. Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Yes February 14th.
  5. "Do you have a date for Valentines Day?" I said, "Yep!! It's February 14th."
  6. ❤ ALENTINES AY ❤ For all those that won't be getting the V or D on February 14th.
  7. I finally found a date for Valentine's. 14th February.
  8. What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th.
  9. ALANTINES AY! (For those who won't be getting the "V" or the "D" on February 14th)
  10. What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Giggle-Inducing February 14th Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about february 14th you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean v day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make february 14th pranks.

I was on a date with a woman.

"When's your birthday?" I asked.
'13th of March."
"When's your mother's birthday?" I asked.
"24th of December."
"When's your father's birthday?" I asked.
"1st of October."
"Excellent," I replied. "So, when do you have s**... with someone for the first time?"
"Usually after four dates," she said.
"Ok, when's Valentine's Day?" I asked.
"Um...14th of February."
I said, "Perfect. Back to your place or mine?"